Funny Bangla new best sms



Funny Bangla new best sms




1Din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla.

1Boy R Girl kotha boltese.....Boy:-Apu Aper Pant chira!!Girl:-O Kichu Na.New Fashion!Tai Nijey chirlam.Boy:-Haramjadi 2ra chirle Fashion R amra Chirle NirjatoN,Eve-Tessing!!!

100%Bonus!Priyo Grahok,21ta Biye Korle Apni Paben 21ta bow,21ta sasuri,21ta sosur,21ta basor rat,21ta Sosurbari.jole utun bow er agune.

10 Bochorer papu onek monojog diye 1ta boi porce.Nam ki vabe bachader lalon palon kore boro korben,Ma jiges korlo,2mi ai boi ken porco.papu ami aitai dekce je amr lalon palon thik thak hoche naki hoche na.

1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu-Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn?Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.

1 Jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO."

1 Jon Teacher tar Student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KORE ?" STUDENT- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" TEACHER- "ak DOM RIGHT BOSO."

1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele-Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

1 Dokander kache Boltu fol kinte geche..... Boltu: Apple koto kore kg? Dokander: 150 tk kg.. Boltu: Ok 1 kg apple dao protita apple alada kore pakat koro.. D: ato pakat keno?.. B: ami ja bolchi tai koro.. D: ok.. B: anggurer kg koto?,. D: 350 tk kg.. B: ok, 1kg dao, potita dana 1ta kore pakat koro.

1 Classe Meyera Bolteche Boloto Kara Besi Rag Kore, Chelera Na Meyera? Boltu: Obossoi Meyera. Girl: Kivabe? Boltu: Ami Jodi 2mak Kiss Dei, Tahole 2mi Rag Korbe Kintu 2mi Amak Kiss Diye Dekho Ami Kokhonoi Rag Korbona...!!

1 Bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.

....Eid mubarok... friend1= eid mubarok friend2= eid mubarok friend1=bondht tumar bari amar daoyat thaklo,tumi jeo friend2= ki amar barite amake dayot dichso,darao,,bondhu tumake amar barite hat dhoyar daoya dilam.....

-.-Boy:Hi, sundori tumar nam ki?Girl: Ei college-e sobai amake bon bole dake.-.- Boy:TahoLe tumi sey meye jar joNno sobai amake duLavai dake?

- Are boro vai, apner toth purlo kivabe? * R bolo na, tomar vabi baper bari jabe, take train e tule die ekta kiss korechilam. - ki bolen, vabi ke kiss kore ei obostha? * Are na, tomar vabir hat theke kodin muktir anonde train er engine ta ke kiss korechil

,~-, , (^)/ ". .,, __/____ , , . Sorry ! , vi kichu mone koriyen na- apnar mobile aktu (dariye) hishu korlam . He ...he ....he...

*Quareling* Boy:apu ami ki apnake kichu bolte pari. Girl:fazil er baccha. Boy:amiki apnake kichu korte pari. Girl:Sotolok. Boy:ami ki apnake kichu dite pari. Girl:rastar chele. Boy:Niye tara tari chole jan. . .hmm.

"Priyo Grahok,apnar prem shesh hobaragey notun lover khuje nin.Apnarbortoman lover onner sathe linemarteche. Quickly recharge your love"

"Nari nitimala 2011" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biyea kore ahance, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba ,sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk.....

"Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:-vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U...

"2Mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul""

"1Ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA..

""Dui bondhu jhogra"" ak bondhu aktu durbol,,she mar kheye boltese aj tui bese geli bondhu amar hat theke,khali tole pore gesi bole,thao akta chimti meresi toke