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18+ funny adult jokes Bangla sms

18+ funny adult jokes Bangla sms

Meyer Baba :Tumi amar meyeke kobe theke bhalobaso ? Chele : 3 maas aager theke Baba : Ami kikore biswas korbo? Chele : 6 maas wait korun, biswas hoye jabe !

Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?

Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Hindi te bole : Mard ko Dard nahi Ami boli: Beta du paayer majhkhane ekta tokaa maaro, Agar dard nahi, to mard nahi ! ;-)

s**.. kokhon voyonkor? Ans- Jodi ekta pregnant girl k s**.. karar somoy vitor theke ekta hat beriye ese nunu ta dhore bole- 'AR CHARBO NA KAKU'. . . Dhore phelachi....

Goto rate 2make sopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno?Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..!

Teacher:11ta Foall er name bolo to.Boltu:Nihar Duita aam.Soniyar Duita Daab.Lotar Duita komola.Polyr Duita Tormuj.Munnir Duita Lebu.R amar Akta Kolaaaaaa.

Raat dutor samay ekta lok daughter-in-law –r ghar theke beriye gelo. Sasuri dekhlo, kintu kichu bollo na. Keno ? : : Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi ! ;-)

Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

Girl:Oh oh oh aste aste please ber koro tara tari. Boy:Ai to aste Nora Chora korona ber kore felsi. Girl:R Kotokhon khub betha paitesi. Boy:Aito sona ber hoye geche. Girl:Eto boro. Boy:Ai kata tie tomar paye dhukchilo.

Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . . .

Meye : Maa amader gram – e military eseche Maa: Bhetore chole aay, oder swabhab bhalo naa. Meye : Maa ora Paki military. Maa: Tahole to murgi gulo keo bhetore niye aay.

Prothome chaste hobe.Tar pore opure bose bose 20 theke 30 minite icche moto dui hat diye tel mekhe lal korte hobe.Tar pore matha ta kete Harir vitore dhukiye dile Tal er Rosh fotay fotay porbe.

Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

1st Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)

Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

Duty Meye eksathe gosol kortese.Prothom meye kire torta eto porishkar keno.Last meye keno tui janoch na je pothe besi manush chola chol kore oi poth besi porishkar thake.Prothom meye olala olala amare keo mairalaaaaa.

Ekta meye urine test karate geche. Test report exchange hoye geche. Doctor bollo: Tumi pregnant ! Girl : 0h God ! Ekhan to mulo, gajar er opareo bharsa kara jay na

1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

Boy: Ekonkar Juge Dud R Sonar Modde Hat Dewa Jayna. Girl: Ja Osobbo. Boy: Kibabe hat Dibo, Duder Kg 70 Taka R Sonar Vori 60 Hazar Taka...

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