Home » » Bangla funny adult jokes SMS 18+

Bangla funny adult jokes SMS 18+

Bangla funny adult jokes SMS 18+


Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren-Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2018 R Calendar Julaiben.

Phulsajyar Raate Bor : He bhagwan, amay shakti ar Guidance dao ! Bou : Shakti chao, Guide to ami kore debo ;-)

Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na ! Boy : Ami oto oporer katha bhabchhio na

Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!

Jakhan ekta golap puro- puri phute jaay takhan : its ready to PLUCK R jakhan ekta meye 18 bacharer hoye jaay, she is ready to : : : VOTE ! Tumi kee bhebechlie ? Chhee ! ;-)

Boy:Jan emon ekta jinish jete 6 inchee lomba tomay ami dile tumi aram peye jothasthane dukiye rakhbe R bolbe aro dao ki jinish seta.Girl:Ja eto lojjar kotha ami bolte parbona.Boy:ki lojja 1000 tkr Note ta tumi kothay lukiye rakhte bolo. . .

Q: Purush R Mahilar madhye difference kee? A: Mahila Ekjan purusher kach theke anek jinis asha kore R Purush onek Mahilar kachh theke Ektai jinis asha kore ! ;-

Prothome Khulbo, Tarpor Tipbo, Tarpor Lagabo, Tarpor Bitore Dukabo, Tarpor Gosagosi Korbo, Tarpor Sada Gulu Felbo, Hoye Gelo Sundor Dat Brush.

1 Jon Meye Private Car Lift Nilo,Car E Onek Mal Cilo Jayga Cilo Na,Tai Meye Cheletar Cole Boslo,Meye 10 Minet Por Bollo-Apni Ki Electrical Engineener,Chele- Apni Ki Kore Bujlen,Na Mane Apnar Tawar Chasta Korce Amr Network Hin Jaygay Network Is Thapon Korte.

Husband : Tumi jadi Ranna korte paarte, Radhuni ke chhaatai (sack) kore ditaam. Wife : Tumi jadi kaajer kaaj ta korte paarte, Driver -ke chhaatai kore ditaam !

Ek 'AIDS' rugike tar ma cithi likse- Dese asis na baba. Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe. Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe. Tor babar hole amr hobe. Amar hole tor cacar hobe. Tor cacar hole tor cacir hobe. Ar tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe. Ki dorkar baba tor dese asar? Tui okanei mor.

Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

1ta 65 year Mohila R 27 year Chele biye Holo.. than Tara ek sathe Sara Raat Katalo.. Sokale Dekha Gelo Cheleta Mara Geche.. Portmotem Report Theke Jana Gelo Expired Dudh Khawar Jonno Se Mara Geche..

Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.

Sir-R-Student rasta diye hete jaitesilo hotath rastar Majhe Duita dog yea kortesilo.Student-Sir tara ektar opure R ekta othse keno.Sir ektay R ektake Chupe Chupe sahosh dicche.Student apnar meyeke sahosh dile sudhu kanna kore.

Boy:Suite hobe tomar.Girl:Na Na Na ami suite parbona and diteo debona.Boy:Aj tomake ditei hobe.Girl:Ok bt beta jeno na pai.Boy:Kapur tulo.Girl:O Ma ami sesh.Boy:ki jonno j doctor holam injection sojjo korte parena.

Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle,Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

♥সাথে থাকার জন্য ধন্যবাদ... আবার আসবেন..♥