Thursday, March 15, 2018

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Priya:ami tomake 1ta kotha bolbo? Forhad:ki kotha... Priya:amar lojja lagche! For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci.. Priya:tomar pant'r chain khola.. Forhad:bondo kore daw...

Sir:Boloto valobasar ojon koto mon.Student:Dui mon.Sir:kivabe bujle Dui mon.Student:Cheler 1 mon 40kg Meye 1 mon 40kg orthath 40+40=80kg Soman Dui Mon.Sir:Ri8888888.




1 Dokander kache Boltu fol kinte geche..... Boltu: Apple koto kore kg? Dokander: 150 tk kg.. Boltu: Ok 1 kg apple dao protita apple alada kore pakat koro.. D: ato pakat keno?.. B: ami ja bolchi tai koro.. D: ok.. B: anggurer kg koto?,. D: 350 tk kg.. B: ok, 1kg dao, potita dana 1ta kore pakat koro.

Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo? husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.

Nana:-oi tui bod gache kno?nati:-akhan theke Enginiaring colleger meyeder dekha jache.nana:-hat 2ta chere de.nati:-kno?nana:-tor to meye dekher sokh.nati:- ha.nana:-hat cere dile madicel colleger meyeder dekte parbi kache theke.


Morog:I love you! Murgi:iI love you too.. Morog:ami tomar jonno sob korte pari.. Murgi:sotti tobe akta dim pera dekhaw dekhi! _Forhad_m

Sir: Ami tore khun korbo. Er English bolo to? Stu: Englisher mare-bap, Age 2i gaye hat lagiye dek? Sir : what? Stu: tor what'er gusti kilay' chup!!

Wife R husband ekla ghore suye ache hotath ghore chor dhuklo Wife dekhe tar Husband k bollo jano ei matro sopne dekhlam amader ghore chor dukese tokhon ami tomar gola dhore bollam chor chor chor.Chore to sune ekta dor merea bollo sopno dekhar R somoy pelina shalee. . . ?

Rogi: Doctar Sab Amake Kukur Kamrayice. Doctor: Apni Janen Na Amr Rogi Dekhar Somoy 4-8 Ta. Rogi: Ami Toh Jani Kintu Oi Hotot Chara Kukur Toh Jane Na.

Boltu: Hi.. Girl: Hlw Boltu: 2me star jolsha dekho? Girl: Na.. Boltu: G bangla dekho? Girl na.. Boltu: Star plus dekho.. Girl: atao na.. Boltu: Tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha..!!

Teacher : bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto? student : amar nanu-r moto sir. teacher : tomar nanu ki gol? student : na sir,amar nanur nam komola.

Fokir1: Janis aj akta 100 takar not kure paicilam...! Fokir2: Tor to birat vaggo...! Fokir1: Tobe taka ta jal cilo tai fele dici...! Fokir2: Kemne bujhli taka ta jal cilo? Fokir1: Acca tui ki konodin 100 takar note 1 er pore 3 ta sunno dekhecis...?

Sir: Chatri k bollo 1ta gun boloto.. Chatri: ata gache tota pakhi, Narkel gache dab....... Chatro: toke ami biye korbo naki korbe tor bap... Sir: it is 100% love.. . ..!!

Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.boy:1Bar Cinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.Girl:what? Boy:Yeas..!



Jibbiggan class a sir&student kotha hosce.,....Sir:-konghal ki? stu:-kongkal hosche amon akjon loke je daiting suru korechilo but stop korte vule gache.sir:-what?

Girl:Ai bar thamo R koto korbe Free Peye. Boy:Paisy uz Sara rat korbo. Girl:Ami ekhon ghumabo. Boy:Aro 20 bar korbo. Girl:Free SMS Peleto korbei.



Doctor:Apnar to jomoj baccha hoiche.Mohila:Hobeito baccha pet e rekhe Chalenze2 Dabang2 Jannat2 Paglu2 dekhesi.Doctor vaggo valo khoka 420 dekhle ki hoto bolen. . . ?

Lema tumi bolecho ami koti poti hole tumi amake Biye Korbe. Aj ami koti poti.ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.Karon ami biye kore che Sema k.Or Baba koti poti.

Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

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