Friday, March 2, 2018

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Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.


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Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:- R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

Eid opulokkhe Meyeder jonne darun offer.Registation korte apnar Matro 221tk vat shoho charge.R deri na kore Romna parke Ese amar Du gale Du ta kiss kore apnar valobasa successfull kore nin.R kiss korar 21 din pore apnar Phone confermition SMS chole jabe.

Ak chele tar boro vai er shoshur bari helo Doi niye berate.Cheleke tar vai er shashuri sob kichu khete dilo kintu doi ditesena.Chele akta buddhy ber kore bollo asar somoy rastay boro akta shap dekhlam.Koto boro shap dekhcho bajan.Chele sujog peye bollo ekhan theke Doi er patil porjonto.Vai er shashu

2020 Sale Meye Ra Ai Dak Dak Ki Mal Jaitece,Oi Morga Tor Namber Koto?Namber Ta Aktu Dato?Chele Ci 2mader Ki Gore Bap Vi Nai?Rasta Gate Chale Dar Birokto Koro?Bap Vi To Sobar Ache,Kintu Tor Moto Aitme Naire darling haha

Medical teacher, manus oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batas oksijen dokanor chesta korbe r buke chap dibe.boltu:sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun.

Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?

ছেলে রাত করে বাড়ি ফিরেছে।বাবা : কোথায়ছিলি রে হারামজাদা ?ছেলে: আমি আমার ফ্রেন্ড এরবাসায় ছিলাম (!)বাবা তৎক্ষনাত কয়েকজনছেলে বন্ধুদেরকে ফোন দিলেন.৪ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো : ” জ্বী আঙ্কেল!সে তো আমার সাথে ছিল”৩ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো: ও কিছুক্ষনআগে চলে গিয়েছে”!২ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো: ” চাচা, ও আমারসাথেই আছে (!!) এবং আম

ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na .

Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B-Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato?Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.

Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?

Pramik-Premikar Modhe Kotha Hoche,Pramik-Ami Mone Hoy 2make Biye Korte Parbo Na.Premika-Ato Din Por A Kotha Bolco Kn?Ki Hoyece Boloto Suni.Pramik-Na Tamon Kichu Na Amr Basa Theke Nised Ache.Premika-Ta 2mr Basay K K Ache.Pramik-Basi Na'Amr Ak Wife R 3 Sontan Ache.

MALIK:BA Abuler hater tee to bes valo hoiasa.ABUL:Ha babu biral a jode dud a muk na d to tahola r o sad kulto.

Dakheci Prothom Bar Murgir Moto Chahara 2mr,Koto Je Asa Cilo Amr 2my Niye Khulbo Khamar,Parbe Je 2mi Sada Dim,Sei Dim Bache Kinbo Ami Robi Sim.

Wife-Amr birth de Gift Koi,Husbend-Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho?Wife-WoW 2mi Ki Valo,Husbend-Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift.

1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.

Boy: I Love You, Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo! Boy: Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim *with Due Respect I beg to say that.... "I LOVE YOU" Girl: Ki?...!!

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