Friday, March 2, 2018

bangla hasir sms 140 words ,funny shayari bengali funny picture


F:Kera dokan a bosa bosa ghumassis kano.DOKANDAR:Ghumia ghumia dekta caise ame ghumalay manus kamon sujog nei.

Wife-Acha Ami Je 2mr Sathe Ato Jogra Kori 2mi Ki Rag Koro Na,Husband-Ha Rag To Hoy Ami Control Kore Fale,Wife Sata Ki Vabe?Ragle Ami Vatrome Poriskar Kori,Wife Ja Tate Ki Rag Kome Naki,Husband-2mr tut Brash Diye Poriskar Kori Je.
Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.


Ami:Hi. Meye:No replay. Ami:Hello? Meye:No replay. Ami:line kete dibo kotha bolsona ken. Meye:No replay. Ami:Oi Meye Tomar Boyfriend amar Girlfriend ke sms kore ken. Meye:ke!!! Ami:No replay: Meye:Plz k apnar GF Ke SMS kore bolo?

F1:Aj Na Tor Biye Howar Kotha? F2:R Bolis Na Biye Ta Venge Gese. F1:Keno? F2:Mosa Mere. F1:Mosa Ta Kotay chilo? F2:Sosurer Gale.F1:hahaha.

Chand hasle mukto jhore, Surjo hasle sona jhore, Hridoy hasle khusi jhore, tumi hasle- lala pore...!! chiii... mukh mocho!! Abar porbe...

Man: Vai apnar dokaner nam ki? Dokandar: Ki dorkar! Man: Are vai bolen na nam ki? Dokandar: Are amar dokaner nam a holo ki dorkar stor..!!

Girl Sadu babar Kache Giye, Girl: AmaK Vobissot Dekha Sikiye Din. Sadu: 2mi Chok Bondo Kore Gal Amar kache Niye Aso. G: Na, S: Keno? G: Ami 2mar Kache Gele 2mi Amake Kiss korbe. S: Aito 2mi Vobissot Dekha Sikhe Gecho!!

BOLTU:Kera tui protidin kokhon ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Kokhon uthe janina kentu surjor alo janalai lagla utha pore.BOLTU:Tahola tuito kub sokal a ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Sokal a kena janina toba amar gorer janala ta proscim pasay.

Chele:Tomake kokhon call debo.Meye:Jokhon icche hoy.Chele:Sokale.Meye:ok tokhon ami ghumiye thaki.Chele:Dupore:Tokhon ami lunch kori.Chele:Bikale:Tokhon ami rest e thaki.Chele:Rate.Meye:Tokhon sobay basay thake.

MA:Jao toma k bar bar bolse sondes d bo na, tobu o kano brokto korso?SELA:Ma tume na bola sela 1bar na parela dakho 100bar.

Ma: sabdhane jas. Meye: amra 2mr santi priyo santo meye,!!! AMra chele dakhle muchki hasi dite jani. 2mr voy ney ma amrao evteasing korte jani...!!!

Ekta Onek Mota Lok Cycle Chalasse R Gan Gaiteche"Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Sajon Se Akho Mey Peyar" Ata Dekhe Ekta Chotto Boy Hasteche. Lokta Rege Giye Bollo Ki Hoyeche? Boy: Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Cycle Se Hati Mey Sowar..ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

Abdul-Bristir Modhe Gache Pani Dicilo,Boltu-Gacher Am Paka Ki Na Gache Uthe Niscinto Holo,Name Dil Diye Am Parte Laglo,Poltu-Hate Jacilo Hotat Payer Samne Goborer Moto Ki Jeno Daklo,Niscinto Hoyar Jonne Ta Angule Niye Chak Diye Bollo,Oho Baslam Aktur Jonne Govore Pa Daine.Sob Chaite Boro Bollod K Ho

Chele:Ma,ami biye korbo, amar jonno 20 bocorer patri kujo. Ma:20 bocorer na fele ki korbo? chele:10 bocorer 2ta hole e colbe.

Jekhane valolaga sekhana valobasa jekhana valobasa sekhana prem jekhana prem sekhana betha r jekhana betha sekhana moov.

1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu-Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn?Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle 'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle 'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle 'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So Choice 2mar.

GIRL:Tume amai kotota valobaso?BOY:Tomar jonno jibon d ta pare.GIRL:Ama k 200 taka dao.BOY:Impossible baba bokba.

Ukil: apni ki biye korecen. asami: ha biye koreci. Ukil: kake biye korecen. asami: 1ti meye k. Ukil: rabish eta kono kotha holo kokhono dekheco kew cele biye kore. Asami: ha dekheci amr bon cele biye korecy.

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