Thursday, March 1, 2018

New Bangla adult buka Korar SMS

New Bangla adult buka Korar SMS

Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena

Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.

Teacher ami Pranir name bolbo tomra achoron bolba.Teacher og.Student:Gheo Gheo.Teacher:Cat:Meo Meo.Teacher:Lion.Student:Ah Ah Ah.Teacher:Haram jadara ami Leone bolinai Lion bolshe.

Akta mohela tar bf ke bol tase tome amk ektu valo basho na tie shone bf bolo ame toma ke valo bashe tomar jonno vabe tokon tome ark joner shate kota bolo tie ame arek ta piese oi ta nea tha ke ( ' ~ ') ha ha ha!


Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !

Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !

MOI FUL TUMI KOLI MOI JUN TUMI BELI MOI JAN TUMI JURI TUMI RASTA MOI DHULI MOI VIM KOL TUMI GUTI.... MUR SMS PORHI RAATI NIDIBA BISONAT MUTI.

Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !


1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??


Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

Ronny: Janis to ekta Bangladeshi meye amake aaj thappor merechhe. Bachchu : Keno ? Ronny : Janina yaar. Ami shudhu bolechhilam, apnader Dhaka jaaygata khub sundar ! ;-)

Mallika Sehrawat Baba Raamdeb ke jigges korlo : Ami chaan karar samay kee lagabo jate amar Jouban surakshita thake ? Baba bollo: . . . Bathroom -er darjaa !

ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.

Ek Girls' Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e : Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !

Noton noton paira guli, choton bedhese. Doi dhare kiso meye goshol kortese. Ke dekhese ke dekhese, parar chelera dekese. Meyeder hate bra chilo, chure marese. Uff mojha legese. LOVE MIX

Preamik:jan az ke khub voyanok akta sopno dekhesi sudhu tumi R ami.Preamike:bolona plz.Preamik:Rate dekhi tumi R ami sara din ghorar garite bose bose puro dhakar shohor ghurlam.Preamika:Tar pore ki korle.Preamik:Sokale ghum theke othe dekhi porone lungee nai . . . .?

Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.

Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na

Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..

Ak bou tar kobi jamai ka gia bole" tumar akta kobita lakhta atodin lage".kobi bole "ami jano tano kobi na,ami koek din khatar upor kolom rakhe,tarpor likhe".bou koe ai lagai to amader akhono bacha hoe na"

Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle,Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

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