Thursday, March 29, 2018

rag vanganor sms boka bana sms hasir sms


PALA! Tara tari PALA! Akhoni PALA! Jan bachate chaile joldi PALA! Parle golay 1ta LaL fita jhulay de. Bcoz City corporation KUTTA mara suru korche.

3 cows r discussing about their greatness at Gabtolir hat.1st-I m the best bcoz I m an Austrilan ox and my rate is 1 lakh.2nd-I m the best bcoz i m a deshi bolod and my meat is teasty.3rd-I m the best bcoz i m n educative cow and reading this SMS now.HAMBA..

Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy tomar kotha shona gelo.tumi bolle,"extra page please."

Ami jani tomar mobile e taka nai, Tai ami tomake 1 ti 50 takr card er number pathalam... Niche namun..... Niche..... R 1 tu Niche...... R 1 tu Niche..... R o 1 br si sih sih! 50 tkr jonne tumi eto niche namte parle.....

Dudh hoy sada Meyera hoy gadha.Ful hoy sundor Meyera hoy bandor.Ful hoyna kalo Meyera hoyna valo.Chele hole like koro Meyera kichu bolar thakle comment koro....

"Close up-1"tomakei khujce Bangladesh.Ha! tomakei to khujbe.karon,tomar moto moyla dat kar ache(!)?


Chadni rat cilo O amar pashey cilo Hater upor hat cilo Pa er upor pa cilo Ami or upore cilam O amar nicha cilo But Afsus oita amar cycle cilo.

DUDER BOTOL,ZINUK BATI,BONDHU TUMI VERY NAUGHTY. AAJ KE KATHA VIJIO NA, MAA K R JALIO NA, LACTOZEN ER KOUTO VORE,ADOR DILAM UJJAR KORE.

Gach ta Holo Sobuj Borno,, Ful ta Holo LaL.. Tomar Amar Valobasha Thakbe ChiroKal.. Jete Chao Jodi Dure "ThapPor Mere Fatia Dibo GaL". . .

Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki, Obelay meg kore, bristi name, tokhon khub icche kore jante- Ekhono tumi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Sotti Tumi Onek Sundori, Tumar Hasi TaoOnek Sundor.. Tai Tomakei Amar Ghore RakhteChai Sara Jibon Vor.. Amar "ChakRani'' Kore. .

Ami Jolbo Surjor Sikha Hoye Tomar GhorAlokito Korte. Ami Pakhi Hobo Tomake Niye NilAkashe Urte. Ami Prokkriti Hobo Tomar MonVoriye Dite. Ami Nodi Hobo Sei Nodite Tomay AmiKochuri Panar Sathe Vasabo. HA Ha Ha

1ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh

Hisab kore dekhlam amar kache je poriman sms ache tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye geche. Tai sms gulo fokir, miskin der biliye ditechi. R ai sms ta tomar vage porlo. Good day fokir.

Gach chay Lota-Pata, Nodi chay Pani.. Ajj-Kaler Meyera Chay Poysa Oyala 1ta Sami.. Akaser Tara Baganer Ful, Ajj-Kaler Meye der Bissash Kora Chele der Vul. .

Khov Sohoj Vabe Bolci- Ami Tomay Valobashi- Tumio Amay Valobasho.. Tahole Oviman Na KoreEktu Hasho.. Ohh...hoo... Tomar Mukhe GondhoKeno..Ha.

Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle 'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle 'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle 'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So Choice 2mar.

Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabnamental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.

Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite."

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