Thursday, March 1, 2018

Top Bangla 18+ funny jokes SMS

Top Bangla 18+ funny jokes SMS

1ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh

kurbanir Eid. baba tar cheleke niye gelo goru kinte. saradin ghure fire sondhe bela akta roga-patla goru kine cheleke bollo---baba goruta niye tui bari ja ami bajar kore aschi. chele goru niye jacche. kichu dur jaowar por goruta dariye roilo. avabe bes koyek bar. sese cheleta akta lathi diye gorutake onek petalo. tai dekhe ak lok bollo- kire babu gorutake avabe marcho keno? cheleta bollp.... R koiyen na kaku. abbay akta voda kinna diche_Dhon da khali kharay. na marle jay na.


Tumi amar moner jur, Tumi amar sokal-dupur, Tumi amar moner ayna, Tomay chara kichu ami chaina, Tumi amar sob vabona, Karon tumi-j-amar ''toilet er bodna''.<br />

Ak chele Girl friend er basay berate geche.Onek Rate Girlfriend er room e dhuke dekhlo friend ghumiye ache.Chele to sujok peye Tepa Tepe suro korese Girlfriend Chokh khule ai obostha dekhe bollo haramjada aste Tepo Mobileta Nosto hoye jabe.

Ronny : Janis amar bou jol –ke khub bhoy pay. Bandhu : Keno ? Ronny : Arre kalke ghore giye dekhi O bath-tub –eo Security guard -er sange bose achhe.

Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl:Dao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

Hus: cholo na ektu kheli. Wife: ki? Hur: oi je koto din dhore jeita kheli na. Wife: amar sorir ta valo na. Hur: mittha bolo na, ami ajke jor kore holeo khelbo. Wife: oh! 2mi naa...ekhono tomar kanamachi khelar boyos ace?


Ronny Phul-shajyar ghar theke beriyeche. Bondhura bollo : Boss, 3 din dhore Phul-shajya ? R: Hatachchara, aage bol, Vaseline -er jaygaay Favicol ke rekhechhlio ?

Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

Oh my god r tipo na amar khub betha lagse. O no r parsi na please sere dao. Tumi amake j vabe tipso kew kaw k ki ei vabe tipe ami mobile bole ki amar jan ni.

Ador korben jevabe::First e chumu din.Er pore joriye dhore bichanay suye nin.Ebar niche hat diye dekhun veja kina veja thakle aste pant ta khule apnar bacchar pant ta change kore nin.

Chotto ekta Meye chotto ekta Cheler NuNu dhore tantesilo.Cheleta rag hoye Meyer ta tan dewar jonno hat dilo khuje na peye Rag kore bollo Torta to chire felsos abar amar ta niye tanatani suru korchos.

Melody R Mala-D -r modhye pharak kee ? Melody Bachchader ananda korar janya R Mala-D Boro-der ananda karar janya !

Ek daktar Rogir pechhone dourochche. Sabai jigges korlo : Kee hoyechhe ? Doctor : Haramjada 4 baar Nasbandi karate eseche, aar pratyek baar lome (pubic hair ) shave koriye paliye gechhe !

Ronny-r chokh phule geche Protibeshi : Kee hoyeche ? Ronny : Wife mereche Protibesi : Kintu ami to jantam tomar wife Delhi geche ! Ronny : Han amio tai jantam !

Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

Rod uthle shishir chick chick kore.Prokriti dake pakhi khela kore.Bristi ele mati vije jai.R tomake swopne dekhle amar salowar vije jai. . . .

Wife: Akta Khota Bolbo Marba Nato? Hus: Kije Bolo Na Tumi? Wife: Ame Pragrant! Hus: Ata To Khusir Khobor. Wife: Biyer Age Ekbar Baba Ka Bolachilam. Babato Marchilo Tai.

Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)

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