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Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe, ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo, kintu meyeti dilo na. se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho.
Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo, Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.



Premika: Tumiki biyer por a amake eto beshi valo bashbe ?
Premik: Keno noy ? amar bibahito meyeder khuboi valo lage.

Premik: Ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na.
Premika: keno ?
Premik: Amar basay bepar ta mene nebe na.
Premika: K K ache tomar basay ?
Premik: Amar stri ar dui sontan.

Doctor: Ekhon kemon achen ?
Patient: Valoi, tobe amar chele bolchilo, amar ei oporation er jonno apni onek beshi taka niyechen.
Doctor: Dekhun, apnar cheler kache apnar jibon ta sosta mone hote pare, kintu amai doctor, amar kache rugir jibon oto sosta noy.

Premik: Priotoma, ami je kota taka maine pai, biyer por tate ki tomar cholbe ?
Premika: Amar to chole jabe , kintu tumi cholbe kivabe ?

Doctor: Apnar cheler dat tule diyechi, ebar joldi 500 taka din.
Patient er baba: Kintu apnar fee to 100 taka.
Doctor: apnar cheler chitkare je amar aro 4 ta rugi je vege gelo, sei taka ke debe shuni ?

Patient: Sir, amar somossa holo ami sob kichui duti kore dekhi.
Doctor: Hum, rog ta besh jotil, dekhchi ki kora jay, accha ekhon samner oi khali chair ta te bosun.
Patient: Khali chair to duita kontate boshbo ?


Teacher: Roton, panite bas kore emon 5 ti pranir nam bolo.
Roton: beng.
Teacher: ar baki 4 ta ?
Roton: Beng er ma, baba, vai, bon ar premika.


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Class a besh kichu jater murgir chobi dekhiye teacher poltuke bollo:
tomar kono dhoroner murgi pochondo poltu ?
Poltu: Jholshano murgi sir.


Teacher student ke jigges korle, boloto murgira keno jirafer moto lomba hoy na ?
Student bollo, karon, tahole dim matite pore fotas kore fete jeto.

Sami strir jograr por, sami basa theke chole gechen. tader moddhe mobile a kotha hocche:-
Sami: Aj rater khabar ki ?
Stri: bish ache bish.
Sami: Thik ache, tumi kheye shuye poro, ami firte aro deri hobe.

Stri: Tomar ki mone ache, kal amader 13 tomo bibaho barshiki ?
Sami: Hum, to ki hoyeche ?
Stri: Ei dinti ki kore palon korbe boloto ?
Sami: Tumi ki kore palon korbe ta jani na, tobe sokale ghum theke uthe 2 minit nirobota palon korbo.


Hus: joldi ghorer sob dami jinis potro lukiye felo, amar kichu bondhu berato asche.
Wife: keno, tomar bondhura ki se sob churi korbe naki ?
Hus: Na, nijeder jinis chine felbe.


1st frnd: Porer jonome tui ki hote chas ?
2nd fnrd: Toshok, tahole sara jibon shuyei katano jabe.

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1st frnd: ojon komanor jonno protidin sokale uthe ghoray chore berate ber hoi.
2nd frnd: Lav holo kichu ?
1st frnd: ghorar ojon 10 kg kome geche.


1st frnd: Kire dosto mon kharaf keno ?
2nd frnd: ar bolish na ekta boi kenar jonno babar kache taka cheye chilam.
1st frnd: Taka dei nai ?
2nd frnd: Na, boita uni nijei kine eneche.

1st frnd: Prothibir sob kichur dam barleo kerosin teler dam varche na keno ?
2nd frnd: Sara prothibir obosthaito kerosin, dam barar ar ki dorkar ?

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