Wednesday, May 2, 2018

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4ta Pipra 1Bone Hatechilo,
Samne 1ta Hati Astese, Tadekhe
1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.
2Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.
3Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Shoriye Dai.
4Pipra Ra Na BadDe Amra 4jon O aka,
Sudhu Sudhu 1 Oshohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.



Tui Shara Din Toto Kore Gure Berash Porish Kokhon,
Chele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.
Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.
Chele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakho Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.
Baba Ki Bolle-
Chele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki.



Doctor- Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ni.
Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle shob ei hoy.
Doctor- ki vhabe?
Lok- kaj korar shomoy amr dan hat mashine kate jate dhorechilo,
Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

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Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakchilo,
Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja
Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.
Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Moddhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.



Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Shob Chye Chalak Prani Konti?
Studant-Goru Sir,
Sir-Ki vhabe?
Studant-Sir Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,
Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sir Thahole Chalak K Holo Sir.



Meye:hello apni ki bibahito?
Boy:Na. . .!
Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou bashay ashle dekhabo moja.
*kisukhon pore*
Meye:hello apniki bibahito.
Boy:Haa. . .!
Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.



Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,
Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,
Boyfriend KhusheTe Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,
Asholei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.



Husbn-wife romance Korchilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.
wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Ashse.
Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Ashlo,
Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.
Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husban-Der Kotha Shone Palate Suru Korle Kn.



Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.
Khoka: She Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Sheta Bujho Na..



Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call diche.
Manegar: call girl.
Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone diche.
Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone diche.



Wife-Ai Shono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo?
husband-Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,
Wife- Asar Por.
Husband-Koi Amr Gift Koi?
Wife-Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.



Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,
Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,
Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.
Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;ki Rap Ki Jinish



Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone jeno Sob Chelei Guruk.
Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,
Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake.



Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na?
Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.
Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..! "



Sir:2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini!
Meye: Sir Baba Bolechen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..!



Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Korto. Kane Lagato.Buke Rakto.
Boy:1Bar Chinta Kore Dekoto;Charger Ta tomar Kon Jagay Lagato.
Girl:what?
Boy:Yeas..!

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2 matal Ondhokare hatce,
1matal: Ami Troch Light Upore dhorchi, 2i upore uth..!
2matal: ah! Ami upore Uthbo R 2i Light Bondho korbi, Ami Pore Jabo na??..



Grilfriend- Cholo Amra Luko Churi Khela Kheli,2mi Jodi Amak Khuje Paw Tahole 2mi Amak Shopinge Niye Jaba,
Boyfriend:R Jodi Khuje Na Pai.
Grilfriend:Amon Kotha Bolo Na Jan,Ami To Ai bedroom Er Dorjar Pichone Lukabo.



Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,
Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.
Sir-Bayadob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.
Boltu-Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na Sar,
Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10,R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10,R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.



Boy:Akta kotha bolbo?
girl:bolo?
Boy: 1 4 3
girl: what? Er mane ki
Boy:sotty kotha bolbo
girl: bolo?
Boy: i kill you.
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F1: Tor Na Ajke Biye?
F2: R Bolis Na Biye Venge Gece.
F1: Kivabe Vanglo?
F2: Mosa Marar Karone.
F1: Mosa Kothay Chilo?
F2: Hobu Shosurer Gale..!"



Wife: Boloto Shami R Gadhar Moddhe Parthokko Ki?
Hus: Shami Gadha Hote Pare, Kintu Gadha Amon Gadha Noy J Shami Hobe..!!

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