Bangla 18+ adult sms, dirty sms, hot sms, 19+ jokes


Bangla 18+ adult sms, dirty sms, hot sms, 19+ jokes


"Fulsojjar rate" Bor tar natun bou ke.... Bor : sob kichu khule swimming pule namo.... Bou : keno !!! Bor : amar to cycle saranaor dokan, jole na dobale kthy futo bujhte pari na !!

1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.

1Day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??

1Lok biyer por "cn" kinte bazare gelo, but lojjay sa bolte parena.Tai se pant er "cain" khule dokandar ke bollo vai eitar ki " kacing" ache?

1Din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

1St Girl : kal raate Swapno dekhlam amake ekjan chaku diye marche ! 2nd girl : Tui tension koris na, swapno jodi satyi hoto tahole roj amake abortion karate hoto ! ;-)
1Ta Chela toilet theka ashar somoi 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?

1Ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte.. Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe.. Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo.. Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hasccho Keno.. Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.

1Ta friend er Sathe R 1ta Friend er Contact.. Je age biye korbe Tar Bow Ke Ek raat je Biye kore nai Tar kache rakhte hobe.. 1st frnd biye kore tar bow k friend er kache 1 raat er jonno Pathabe emon Somoy bole dicche jodi 2mar upore dhore tahole bolbe Tomato, r niche dhorle Sosha bolbe.. Kinto tar bow rat e Sa.. Lad.. Sa.. Lad bole chitkar dilo.. Keno ?
3Ti boro kolom niye 1ti gore dorja stop kore ki korce jano? ══/ amr jonno 1ti Love lettar likce.

1Ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh

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AK lok bazar theke fire bolce...bazale mula,begun,shosa a gulor dam ato bere geche,r para jaina.akhon theke agulo frige a rekhe khabe.Tar bou kothata sune bollo tomar choto mayer jonno to rakhtei parina..

Bangla 18+ adult sms, dirty sms, hot sms, 19+ jokes

Ak Bondhu:Kire Aj Na Tor Biye.2iteo Bondhu:Ar Bolisna Biye Venge Gache.Pothom Bondhu: Kn Ki Hoyche.Diteo Bondhu:Mosha Merecilam.Pothom Bondhu:Mosha Marle Buji Biye Venge Jay.Diteo Bondhu: Haa Karon Moshata Bose Cilo Amr Hobu Salir Buker Opur.
Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki?.... Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aase...!!

Ak Lok doctor Dekhate Gache-Tar Darayna,Doctor Sune Bollo Biye Korcen-Na.Premika Ache-Na.Porokriya Koren-Na.Tanbazar Jan-Na.Doctor Khepe Bollo Oi Miya TaHole Dar Kore Ki Korben.2014 R Calendar Julaiben.

Ak bou tar kobi jamai ka gia bole" tumar akta kobita lakhta atodin lage".kobi bole "ami jano tano kobi na,ami koek din khatar upor kolom rakhe,tarpor likhe".bou koe ai lagai to amader akhono bacha hoe na"

Ak nobo bibahito couple gese doctorer chembare: akhon wife boltase doctor sab amar husband ke aktu cheak kore.....o na khub durbol.akhon doctor husband ke cheak korar por boltase.....hmmm bujhlam......o asoley durbol....oke bari niye besi besi sobji are dudh khaowaben.akhon wife bole........ami to oke dudh khetey bole kintu o toh sudhu tipe.
Ak bow tar sami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to? sami:- na ki bolbe bolo. bow:- ami pegment. sami:- ata to khusir kotha. bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor________.

Ak ukil ek dhorsitake prosno korlo "jokhon apnake rape kora holo thokon apner kemon legeche ?"meye ti uttor dilo"jor kore modhu khawale jemon lage."!!!

Ami ekta Jangia / brief design korechhi. Eman shakto je ota pore aapni jadi 10 tala theke jhaanpiye poren, aapnar MAATHA phete jaabe kintu Jangia phaatbena
Akta meye chador chapa die sue ache. Ete moja nei. Sudhu akta word add kore dilei ful masti. Sentence ta holo erom,"akta meye sudhu akta chador chapa die sue ache"..hasso mat.

Baba : Tomake ei meyetake biye korte hobe . O gunoboti, rupoboti, bhagyaboti. Chele : Kintu amake amar GF kei biye korte hobe , karon se Garbhaboti !
Ami r amar gf.. Ekta room e. Table er upore, battir niche. Toktak Toktak.. Toktak Toktak.. Ki vabchen ?? Amra table tennis Khelchi..

Bager leje culkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami cuti age age. Pechone korce taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno cilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bacar somvabnai mati.

Boltu:Pinkey tomar akti nak ache duti thoth ache duti chokh ache duti kan ache duti pa ache duti hat ache & R duti jinish ache bolte paro ki? Pinkey:Na. Boltu:Hatle Nore Chore. Pinkey:Chokher duti pata. Boltu:Right? Apnara vebesilen ki bolben?

Biyer kayek bachhor par Shashur, Jamaike dhoreche. Shashur : Eki Amit, biyer 6 bachhorey amar meyer 6 khana bachcha hoye gelo ?! Jamai : Daddy, ami aapnake katha diyechhilam, ami jatoi garib hoinaa, aapnar Meyer pet kakhono khali rakhbona !

Bangla 18+ adult sms, dirty sms, hot sms, 19+ jokes

Bolun to eman ekta shakto jinis jeta ekta lomosh gorto-r modhye dhukiye nara nari korle khub satisfaction / aaram paoya jaay. Kee jinis seta ? Ans : Inhaler !! Apni kee bhebechilen ? ;-)
Bou: Ei Ektu Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Kotha, Kache Aso Tipe Dei. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipo. Sami: Thik Ace Aste Aste Moja Kore Tipbo. Bou: Ektu Valo Kore Tipe Dao Na. Sami: Ei Sor to ! Majh Rate Tor Pa Tipte Parbo Na. . !