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Rastar dhare shami and istiry dujone mile ak sathe kherer pala ditese,akjun loc rasta diye jaitase ar oderke boltase ke bore ato din dhore korteso akhono peti hoiny

Rakhi Sawant Sabji-walar kachhe giye 1 feet lamba mulo dekhe jigges korlo : Eta kee ? Sabji-wala bollo : "yeh mere liye to muli hai, apke liye mamuli hai "

Rimi Cha Khabe Dudh Nai Tai Se Ghore Gelo Jama Khullo Tarpor Pant Khullo___ Kapor Change Kore Bazare Gelo Dudh Kinte...ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

Roni Tar barir chade hatchilen.. Hothat ! 1t dhomka haowa eshe tar "LUNGI" uriye niye gelo. kharap vebona. "LUNGI" ta Shukate diyechilo.

Rod uthle shishir chick chick kore.Prokriti dake pakhi khela kore.Bristi ele mati vije jai.R tomake swopne dekhle amar salowar vije jai. . . .

Ronny-r sange sadya alap haoya ekti meye Ronny-ke jigges korlo : Achcha tumi meyeder modhye kee dekho ? Ronny : Eta depend korche meye-ta aschhe na jachchhe tar opar. ;-)

S**.. kokhon voyonkor? Ans-Jodi ekta pregnant girl k s**.. karar somoy vitor theke ekta hat beriye ese nunu ta dhore bole- AR CHARBO NA KAKU. . . Dhore phelachi....

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Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy. Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi ! Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ...... ;-)

Shami and Stree Rate ak sathe suye ache.Stree:Hi jan tumi amake Emon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai.Shami:Uthe R deri na kore Fan er switch off kore dilo.

Sir:Boloto Pinkey first time e ki dhukaile meyera chitker kore kade.Pinkey:What?Sir:Pinkey vebe dekho paro kina.Pinkey:Sir ai catagory question kora Class e thik na.Sir:Tumi bujba kivabe tomar to biye hoyni J Nakful dhukaile chitker korba.Pinkey:Sorry

Son: ma ma, aj na parke baba akta sundor meye k darling blece. Mother:-are baba ami o aksomoy tor babar darling cilam.Tor baba khostay khostay amar ei obosta krece.

Sir:Class e ak Meye ke bollo boloto Manusher uttejonar somoy kon ongo fule boro hoye jay.Meye:lojjay lal hoye bollo Sir ai question er ans Class e dewa shomvob noy.Sir:Chelera keo ki paro?Chele:Muchki Hasi diye bollo sir chokher Moni uttejonar somoy fule boro hoye jay.Sir:Right

Soto bela amra boltam.Peter vitore Tormuj er bij gele vitore gach hoy.Anarosh kheye dudh khele manush mara jay.Ty Vitore jeno bij na pore khiyal Raikhen.R Anarosh kheye dudh khayen na.

Son: ma, 5 taka dao to.ma: keno?son: badam khabo.ma: badam khabi keno?son: sir class e bolesen, badam khele shokti and dom bare.ma: o tai. tahole 10 takanie ja. tor babar jonno 5 takar nie ashish.

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Teacher:Ai chele tomar sobcheye Preo jinish ki? Sir amar Preo Jinish holo Dudh khawa.Hotath kore ak Meye bole othlo Sir o Mittha bolse Or Preo holo Tepa Tepie kora. Teacher:Mane? Chele:ki abar Or Mobile Tipesilam ty bolse.

Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!

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Wife:Rate Shomosto kapor chupor khule tar Husband ke bollo jano Ekhon ki korte hobe. Husband:Tor Gusti kilaie Ami Ekhon Tor kapor chupor Dhuite Parbona.