Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Boys vs girls sms jokes in english funny messange

Boys vs girls sms jokes in english funny messange

Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . . . Boys have good IMAGINATION.



Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!!


Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class to get punishment of bending… on his knees, in front of her bench just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents. bcoz he reaches late everyday, just to ensure that she has reached home safely or not?

Skips his lunch & pretends to be studying in the interval; just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead of taking a bus; just to save money to buy chocolates for her..



She said that she wanted to get high..!! He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!! He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!! He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood..!! He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep..!! He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone..!! He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always..!! He asked when he wasn’t available for her..?!

Love is always caring, Only if its True!


Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.



Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that, . . . . . Im holding a pen..!!


Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like? Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends, I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her… Boy: Oh Okay. *Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*

Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call. *Answers The Phone*

Boy: I Love You


Define Girls!!

The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, facial, bleach, waxing, hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks: “Will you take a bath?” Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what? Boys alwayz rocks…


Boy: I kiss u without touching U . Girl: U can’t . Boy:Then bet for 20 bucks ? . Girl-Feeling surprised..says OK . Boy kissed her . Girl: U touched me . Boy: Ok.. you won here take your 20 bucks…



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