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Boss to a lady during interview: What’s the difference between Paperclip and Screw?Lady: I don’t know, I have never been paperclipped.
Boss ki pant ke zip khuli thi Secratry: Sir,ur garage door is open BOSS: Did u c my BMW? Sty:No sir,I saw a TATA NANO with 2 punctured tyres.
Bina SEX se pareshan biwi 1 rat “JAN-GAN-MAN” gane lagi.
Pati:Ye kya kar rahi ho? Biwi:last try hai,Ispe to pura hindustan khada ho jata hai….
Believe in love! Love has great power!
It can “REMOVE”..
Misunderstandings,
Anxieties,
Worries,
Doubts,
Fears,
Tears,
shirts, jeans, skirt, top, T shirt etc..etc..
Baccha chest pe hath rakh k pencil uthane k liye jhuka Baap:Chest pe hath q rkha? Bacha-school me madam bina hath rakh k zuki to fefde bahar aa gaye uske…
BACHHAN (in KBC): What is D common relation between Jaya & Aishwarya? SARDAR(on hot seat): I think Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek..
BIG B FAINTED…
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card
All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don’t want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!
Americans fart and say—excuse me!
Britishers fart and say—pardon me!
Japanese fart and say—forgive me!
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Indians fart and say–not me!
Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
A Woman Married A One Legged Man She Wrote To Her Mother : My Husband Has Only “ONE FOOT”
Her Mother Replied : You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”:-P
A week back . . Khalli complained to Big Boss that he wasn’t getting enough milk to drink in the Big Boss house & Guess what ? Big Boss sent Pamela !
Join fr
A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?
A very important message from God to all women: Lying under somebody in bed & screaming "OH GOD! OH GOD! MY GOD! OH GOD!" will not be considered as a Prayer…!!
A very Emotional line: ” I want her Back….. . . . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .And her Front too.!”;)
A Survey Report:Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.Who sleep on their stomach are Competent.Who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!
A pros for nite: Rs 2000Hotel Room: Rs 3000Condoms: Rs 50Erection: SORRY!There r some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Master Card!
A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!
A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches.Are you a man?”
A huge crowd in front of library just because of simple spelling mistake. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boobs Are Available On Rent.!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found… A Birth Control pill !
A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!
A great thinker once said,
A Man with his tool in a woman’s mouth
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
can also be a dentist!!
God bless your dirty mind..
A Girl in her bedroom shouted Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahh… haachhii !! She’s sufferng frm cold..!! . . . . Tumhe to bas non-veg posts ka chaska laga hai..!! sudhar jao sab k sab……
A girl askz pappu Gril: Wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? Pappu: legs Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai? pappu: paise Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain? Pappu : neend Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki waja se roti hai ? Pappu: kaan main chaid(Hole) Moral : aap bhi apni neeat(intention) pappu ki tarhan rakhain.
A famous prostitute died Ppl wer confused regarding wat has 2 b writen on her grave.
It ws l8r finalised n written,
“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE.!”
A carrot married a cabbage.
Next day buddy beet asked, hey how was your wedding night?
Carrot: Man! What a hectic night! I am exhausted! I spent my whole night just undressing her!
6 new facts of life: a. If necessity is the mother of invention den frustration is the fathr of masturbation b. Always marry a woman wid small palms.. it makes ur dick luk biggr c. Life widout frnds is lik boobs widout nipples d. Slogan on boys t-shirt: pls tel ur boobs nt 2 stare at my eyes e. Fuck a girl n she’ll luv u. Luv a girl n she’ll fuck u f. All those who proclaim dat dog is man’s best frnd, hve evidently not played wid a pussy..
2 men in a wedding function: 1st – Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai . 2nd – Aap dulhan k baap ho..? . 1st – Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS:p:D.
“VEENA MALIK” se ek Program me kisi ne pucha..
Aap subah uth kar sab se pehle kya kaam karti hai.?
VEENA- , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Apne Ghar Jati Hu.
“Every Girl can be SEXY, . . . . bas . . .
Dekhne wale ki nazar kamini honi chahiye …. “
‘Women’ are the best VEHICLES in the world : - 2 beautiful headlights in front, - 2 great bumpers at the back, Self-lubricating when HOT, - Finger touch ignition, - Automatic engine oil change every month, - All types of pistons fit, - Multiple seating styles & adjustments, - Great accessories, - Highest mileage : 9 mnths in just 5 ml! That’s why MEN r dying to get a ride!
..Girls Valentine Preparation List : -Get hair done #:-s -Get new make-up :* -Get new dress -Manicure/Pedicure ;;)
Boys Valentine Day Preparation List: -Buy Condoms..
Boss to a lady during interview: What’s the difference between Paperclip and Screw?Lady: I don’t know, I have never been paperclipped.
Boss ki pant ke zip khuli thi Secratry: Sir,ur garage door is open BOSS: Did u c my BMW? Sty:No sir,I saw a TATA NANO with 2 punctured tyres.
Bina SEX se pareshan biwi 1 rat “JAN-GAN-MAN” gane lagi.
Pati:Ye kya kar rahi ho? Biwi:last try hai,Ispe to pura hindustan khada ho jata hai….
Believe in love! Love has great power!
It can “REMOVE”..
Misunderstandings,
Anxieties,
Worries,
Doubts,
Fears,
Tears,
shirts, jeans, skirt, top, T shirt etc..etc..
Baccha chest pe hath rakh k pencil uthane k liye jhuka Baap:Chest pe hath q rkha? Bacha-school me madam bina hath rakh k zuki to fefde bahar aa gaye uske…
BACHHAN (in KBC): What is D common relation between Jaya & Aishwarya? SARDAR(on hot seat): I think Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek..
BIG B FAINTED…
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card
All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don’t want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!
Americans fart and say—excuse me!
Britishers fart and say—pardon me!
Japanese fart and say—forgive me!
N
Indians fart and say–not me!
Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
A Woman Married A One Legged Man She Wrote To Her Mother : My Husband Has Only “ONE FOOT”
Her Mother Replied : You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only “5 INCHES”:-P
A week back . . Khalli complained to Big Boss that he wasn’t getting enough milk to drink in the Big Boss house & Guess what ? Big Boss sent Pamela !
Join fr
A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?
A very important message from God to all women: Lying under somebody in bed & screaming "OH GOD! OH GOD! MY GOD! OH GOD!" will not be considered as a Prayer…!!
A very Emotional line: ” I want her Back….. . . . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .And her Front too.!”;)
A Survey Report:Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.Who sleep on their stomach are Competent.Who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!
A pros for nite: Rs 2000Hotel Room: Rs 3000Condoms: Rs 50Erection: SORRY!There r some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Master Card!
A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!
A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches.Are you a man?”
A huge crowd in front of library just because of simple spelling mistake. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boobs Are Available On Rent.!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found… A Birth Control pill !
A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!
A great thinker once said,
A Man with his tool in a woman’s mouth
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
can also be a dentist!!
God bless your dirty mind..
A Girl in her bedroom shouted Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ahh… haachhii !! She’s sufferng frm cold..!! . . . . Tumhe to bas non-veg posts ka chaska laga hai..!! sudhar jao sab k sab……
A girl askz pappu Gril: Wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? Pappu: legs Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai? pappu: paise Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain? Pappu : neend Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki waja se roti hai ? Pappu: kaan main chaid(Hole) Moral : aap bhi apni neeat(intention) pappu ki tarhan rakhain.
A famous prostitute died Ppl wer confused regarding wat has 2 b writen on her grave.
It ws l8r finalised n written,
“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE.!”
A carrot married a cabbage.
Next day buddy beet asked, hey how was your wedding night?
Carrot: Man! What a hectic night! I am exhausted! I spent my whole night just undressing her!
6 new facts of life: a. If necessity is the mother of invention den frustration is the fathr of masturbation b. Always marry a woman wid small palms.. it makes ur dick luk biggr c. Life widout frnds is lik boobs widout nipples d. Slogan on boys t-shirt: pls tel ur boobs nt 2 stare at my eyes e. Fuck a girl n she’ll luv u. Luv a girl n she’ll fuck u f. All those who proclaim dat dog is man’s best frnd, hve evidently not played wid a pussy..
2 men in a wedding function: 1st – Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai . 2nd – Aap dulhan k baap ho..? . 1st – Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS:p:D.
“VEENA MALIK” se ek Program me kisi ne pucha..
Aap subah uth kar sab se pehle kya kaam karti hai.?
VEENA- , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Apne Ghar Jati Hu.
“Every Girl can be SEXY, . . . . bas . . .
Dekhne wale ki nazar kamini honi chahiye …. “
‘Women’ are the best VEHICLES in the world : - 2 beautiful headlights in front, - 2 great bumpers at the back, Self-lubricating when HOT, - Finger touch ignition, - Automatic engine oil change every month, - All types of pistons fit, - Multiple seating styles & adjustments, - Great accessories, - Highest mileage : 9 mnths in just 5 ml! That’s why MEN r dying to get a ride!
..Girls Valentine Preparation List : -Get hair done #:-s -Get new make-up :* -Get new dress -Manicure/Pedicure ;;)
Boys Valentine Day Preparation List: -Buy Condoms..
