funny jokes new SMS Bangla

funny jokes new SMS Bangla

~~ Teacher:- tomar charecter tik rakhbe.Shob mohila tomar mayer mato mone korbe .
Studen:-ki bolchen sir? shob mohila jodi amar mayer mato hoi tobe amar babar charecter kharap hoe jabe!~~


~~ Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,
Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.
Byadob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.
Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.~~

~~ Sar studants Der Bollo Akta Gan Gaw To.
studants Ok Sar.
Gril.Aata Gache Tota Pakhi Narikel Gache Dab.
Boy.Tore Ami Biye Korbo Ki Korbe Tor Bap.
Sar.It's 100% Love.~~


~~ Sir:2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini_
Meye: Sir Baba Bolechen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..! ~~


~~ Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Shob Chye Chalak Prani Konti?
Studant-Goru Sir,
Sir-Ki vhabe?
Studant-Sir Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sir Thahole Chalak K Holo Sir.~~


~~ Class-e sir er pent er chain khola dekhe meyera muchki muchki haste laglo.(sir na buje bollo)beshi hasle ber kore khara kore rakhbo.don't mind.~~


~~ Wife er punno rup hoise
W: wonderful
I: istull
F: for
E: enjoy [9,12,21] all. Thanks ~~


~~ Wife;Ai Shono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo?
husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,
Wife; Asar Por.
Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?
Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.~~


~~ Wife: Boloto Shami R Gadhar Moddhe Parthokko Ki?
Hus: Shami Gadha Hote Pare, Kintu Gadha Amon Gadha Noy J Shami Hobe..!!~~


~~ Ak bow tar shami k bollo, ak ta kotha bolbo amake marbe na to?
shami:- na ki bolbe bolo.
bow:- ami pegment.
shami:- ata to khusir kotha.
bow:- biyer age a kotha akbar babake bole chilam tarpor baba amake onek meresiloto tai~~


~~ Wife:Jano ajk amar Shorbonash hoyesilo.
Shami:ki?
Wife:Gosol korar Somoy bath Room er Dorja khola chilo ai Somoy tomar bondhu Eshe porlo.
Shami:ki korle 2mi.
Wife:Lojjay Orna diye Mukh dheke Rakhlam.~~


~~ Wife: 2mi amake kokhono ador koro na..
Hus: Ador na korle ei baccha ki net theke download korchi.
Wife: na, eta toh tomar friend er pendrive theke neya.~~


~~ Husbn-wife romance Korchilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.
wife- Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Ashse.
Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,
Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Ashlo,
Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.
Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husban-Der Kotha Shone Palate Suru Korle Kn.~~


~~ FuL Shojja Rate Ak Guccho FuL Hate, Shami Bow K BoLe, Amar Jibone Tumi 1st, Tomar Jibone O ki Tai Bow Hese Koy, R ParchiNa Guru, Shei Class 5 Theke Shuru.~~


~~ Maniker Bow Manik Ke Bolce-Pasher Falater Abul Ke Dakho She Tar Bow Ke Sob Somoy Kiss Kore,2mi Korte Paro Na? Manik Uttore Bollo,Bisshas Koro Ami Onek Chasta Korchilam-Kintu Sali Amare Thapor Marche.Bow Ki?~~

~~ Grilfriend Cholo Amra Luko Churi Khela Kheli.2mi Jodi Amak Khuje Paw Tahole 2mi Amak Sopinge Niye Jaba,
Boyfriend:R Jodi Khuje Na Pai.
Grilfriend:Amon Kotha Bolo Na Jan,Ami To Ai bedroom Er Dorjar Pichone Lukabo.~~


~~ Boy:Akta kotha bolbo?
girl:bolo?
Boy: 1 4 3
girl:what? Er mane ki
boy:sotty kotha bolbo
girl: bolo?
Boy: i kill you.~~


~~ Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,
Girl:ulta palta kichu korbena to?
Boy:Kosom kore bolchi kichu korbona.
Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?~~


~~ Boy: I love you?
Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j amak"I love you" bolle ?
Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.~~


~~ Girl:Boloto Biyer pore chelera sukiye jai keno.
Boy:keno?
Girl:Emnitei bollam.
Boy:Pore bolbo.
Girl:Please Ekhoni bolo.
Boy:Biyer Rat theke suru kore Chelera jhogra korte korte Sukiye jay.
Girl:ki bolle. .? ~~


~~ Girl : Ami tomake hridoy dite paarbo na !
Boy : Ami oto oporer kotha bhabchio na ~~


~~ Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.
boy:1Bar Chinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.
Girl:what?
Boy:Yeas..!~~

~~ Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asholei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.~~


~~ 1ta Chela toilet theka ashar shomoy 1ta meya bollo! Excuse me! Apnar gait khola! Chela ti bollo! gait er darowan ka ki deka gesa?~~



~~ 1ta Lok O Banor Nodir Pare Gelo Gosol Korte..
Than Lokti Jokhon Sorir Sob Kapor khule Gosol Korbe..
Emon Somoi Banorti Haste Laglo..
Banor k jokhon Lokti Jigghes Korlo 2mi Hashcho Keno..
Banorti Bollo 2mar Samne Lez Ache Ha Ha Ha.~~


~~ Goto rate 2make shopno dekhlam,Khub kharap laglo.Dekhi 2mi ulongo hoye rasta diye dourasso,,,, 2mar ai obostha dekhe rastar 1ta kukur hastece,
Ami ota k bollam"Tui hashsish keno?
Kukur uttor dilo,Vaijan,Ai prothom dekhlam jar lez shamne diye jhulse..! ~~


~~ 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatchilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.
2 Pipra Na Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.
3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Shoriye Dai.
4 Pipra Ra Na BadDe Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Oshohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.~~


~~ Kopal R Lungi, 2ta Jinis Ekoi! Karon ei 2ta Jekono Somoy Khule Jete Pare.Tobe "Kopal"Khulle Poush Mash R "Lungi" Khulle SorboNash.~~


~~ Bager leje chulkie kan. Akon jay amer pran. Ami chuti age age. Pechone korche taro bage. Bag mama maf koro more. Mogno chilam kaner ghure. Lejke vebe mecher kati. Akon bachar somvabnai mati. ~~


~~ Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a ashle,
Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno?
Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi.
Ans sune ekta chele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?~~


~~ Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call diche.
Manegar: call girl.
Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone diche.
Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone diche.~~


~~ Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,
Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.
Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;ki Rap Ki Jines.~~


~~ Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone Jno Sob Chelei Guruk.Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake.~~

~~ Shokal 12ta Baje Bashor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hochena-Baba Chintito,Dakteo Paccho Na Lojay.Choto Chele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakchis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kache bejline Nilo,Kintu Baba Shokale Uthe Dekhe Bejliner Jaygay Bejlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.~~


~~ Son: ma ma, aj na parke baba akta sundor meye k darling boleche.
Mother:-are baba ami o aksomoy tor babar darling chilam.Tor baba khostay khostay amar ei obosta kreche.~~


~~ Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.
Khoka: She Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Sheta Bujho Na..~~


~~ Ak unmarried Meyer pete baccha hoye geche.
Baba:Rege khamosh!!!Kon haram jadar kaj Eta.
Meye:Missed call to shobai Marche karta je Receive hoye geche kivabe komo.~~


~~ Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na?
Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..! ~~

~~ 1 Matal 2 Tola Theke Janala Diye Pashab Korce,
Tokhon r 1 Matal Bolce,Re Tor Pashab beye To Chor Uthe Jabe,
A Kotha Sune Pothom Matal Bollo,
Ami Ki Tor Moto Boka Naki,
Ami Chere Chere Korchi Jate Chor Uthe R Pore Jay.~~


~~ 2 matal Ondhokare hatce,
1matal: Ami Troch Light Upore dhorchi, 2i upore uth..!
2matal: ah! Ami upore Uthbo R 2i Light Bondho korbi, Ami Pore Jabo na??.. ~~


~~ Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vaggo valo je apnar dan hat kate ni.
Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle shob ei hoy.
Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar shomoy amr dan hat mashine kate jate dhorechilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.~~


~~ F1: Tor Na Ajke Biye?
F2: R Bolis Na Biye Venge Gece.
F1: Kivabe Vanglo?
F2: Mosa Marar Karone.
F1: Mosa Kothay Cilo?
F2: Hobu Shosurer Gale..!~~


~~ Ak Bondhu:Kire Aj Na Tor Biye.
2iteo Bondhu:Ar Bolisna Biye Venge Gache.
Pothom Bondhu: Kn Ki Hoyche.
Diteo Bondhu:Mosha Merecilam.
Pothom Bondhu:Mosha Marle Buji Biye Venge Jay.
Diteo Bondhu: Haa Karon Moshata Bose Cilo Amr Hobu Salir Buker Opur.~~


~~ what is difference between call girl,girl friend and wife?
==>johny : prepaid, postpaid and lifetime~~


~~ DADU GALO CHOMKE !!! PARA GALO THOMKE !!! MATHA GELO BOMKE !!! KI DEKHE VAI ??? ARE DIDA ABAR PRGT HOYECHE TAI..~~


~~ Ajob to! Obak Kora Bapar 2mi Ki Always Pregnant Thako Naki? Jokhone Sms Kori Tokhone Delivery Report Aashe...!!~~


~~ Manush gulu keno je ki jonne ghorer bhaire ashe ami buji na. Manush jodi ghorer baire na ashto tahole to rasta-ghate jam hoto na.~~


~~ Meye:hello apni ki bibahito?
Boy:Na. . .!
Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou bashay ashle dekhabo moja.
*kisukhon pore*
Meye:hello apniki bibahito.
Boy:Haa. . .!
Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.~~

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