Tuesday, October 16, 2018

boka bananor jokes moja korar sms মেয়েদের বোকা বানানোর স্টেটাস

boka bananor jokes moja korar sms মেয়েদের বোকা বানানোর স্টেটাস 

Khov Sohoj Vabe Bolci- Ami Tomay Valobashi- Tumio Amay Valobasho.. Tahole Oviman Na Kore Ektu Hasho.. Ohh...hoo... Tomar Mukhe Gondho Keno..Ha..ha..

Ki holo?Sms ta mone mone porco kno?2mi ki mofiz?2mr mukhe ki gondo?Gondo na thakle jorse bolo-amr allah nobizir nam.2ta taka diya jan?

Kono 1 bikele,ami boshe achi anmone,takie akasher pane,harie gechi shopner majhe.thik emon shomoy 2mi eshe darale,shamne 2hat barale,r bolle- "2ta tk den"

Kicu meyera majhe majhe kore FUN,, Bole 2me amar JAN.. A sob meyera BEIMAN,, A der theke SABDHAN.. Mon vanga a der KAM,, R era janena valobasar DAM..!!

Koto din dekhi ni tomay,koto din sunini tomar golar sobdo. Koto din amar barir pas die jaoni. Kobe tumi asbe r bolbe....tin vanga,loha vanga,boi khata.

Koto Sur, Koto Gan, Meyera sob Beiman. Gach,Pata,Ful-meyeder ke Bissash Kora Vul. Ridoy, Mon, Pran-meyera Keno Ato soytan ?


boka bananor jokes moja korar sms মেয়েদের বোকা বানানোর স্টেটাস 

Koto din pakhir dak sunini boshonto nei bole.koto din bristi te vijini briste hoyni bole.koto din tomake dekhini dater poka singa tante asoni bole. . . . He He He

LOVE is dolna , you more vulona , Happy hobo 2jona , It is my kamona , nice tomar chehara , Sweet kore haso , Sotti kore bolo tumi koy Jon k VALOBASO ?

Kotodin kukiler dak sunini bosontho nei bole, Kotodin bristite vijini bristi hoyni bole. Kotodin tumak wish korini kuno upolokko nei bole, Aj tumak ridoy ujar kore sms korlam sms a taka katena bole.

Luv aj kal: Hoito tomari jonno, hoyechhe pocket shunnyo. Jani tumi joghonnyo. Tobuo tomake chai. Baba o pereche jante. Petabe j ekante. Shuru theke sesh prante. Palabar poth nai..

Laily Mojnuke Vulte pare! shirin forhadke Vulte pare! kintu ami 2make vulte parbona. karon 2mi amar JUTA churi korecho...!!

Meyeder mon,jeno brikkho chara bon. Mayder hasi,jeno rosi chhara fasi.mayder kanna,jeno agun chhara ranna.mayder kotha,jeno pata chhara lota....

Mon Dia Noy Pran Diya,Sukh Diye Noy Dukkho Dia,Hash Diye Noy Osru dia,Pa Diye Noy Hat Dia 2mak Thappor Mere Bolbo Ghum Theke Utt..

Meyera Kane PoRe DuL, MatHy LoMBa ChuL, HaThe PoRe BaLa, GoLai PoRe MaLa, BuKe PreMer JaLa, CheLe DeKLe Gan Gay uw LaLa uw LaLa....!!!

Mone ache she ditir kotha? Jhirjhir hawa boichilo, Tiptip bristi porchilo, Tumi amay dekle, Guti guti paye kache ele r bolle.. "Allar waste kichu dengo Baba"

Mone koro jeno bidesh ghure, Tumay nia jacchi onek dure, Ami jacchi PAZARU gari chore, Tumi jaccho hati hati pa pa kore, Emon somoy dekhle onek dure, Pagla KUKUR ashche GEU GEU kore, Tumi dekhe aktu tai voy pele, Songe songe HISU kore dile.

Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...! gdmrng

Mone pore sei prothom dekha, Train thamlo Ami janala khullam Chokhe chokh porlo Tumi ase bolle "Allahr waaste kicho den go apa

Nijum Rate soytane gan gay, eblise tobla bajay. Porira nachay, ginera hasay. Bandore mula chabay, r fajilra mobile tipay.

Nari tomi kori o na borai.. Sobai toh jane tomar best friend ranna ghor er korai.. He he he.

Nirjhum rata soytan gan gay,Eblis tobla bajay, Porira nache, Zenera hase, Bandor mula chibay,Azrail joging kora, Ar 2mr moto nice friend ra amr sms pora.

Ogo dosto - ami dari,tumi koma.ami pahar ,tumi porbot .ami chini ,tumi sorbot.ami moni ,tumi mukta .ami manus,tumi kutta.

OOOO OOOO 0o0 KI BOLTO EGULO?R E EIGULO SOB TOR....BISWAS KOR SOB TOR ....KI O GULO TAI TO? R E BOKA OGULO GORAR DIM,OMLET KORIS,KEMON?

Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ...

Ore Mon Kotha Son,Jabi Cole Bandorbon,Banorer Moto Sobai Jhulbi Naki Bol?Ore Bachaw Amay,1ta Banor Amar Picu Niyece.Se Banorta Sms Porteche.

PALA! Tara tari PALA! Akhoni PALA! Jan bachate chaile joldi PALA! Parle golay 1ta LaL fita jhulay de. Bcoz City corporation KUTTA mara suru korche.

Paglami chara PREM hoy na, Mrittu chara jibon hoy na, Kulangar chara bongso hoy na, Pagol chara ai SMS keo pore na.

Please Ektu koro, Ektu beshi koro, Jato paro Tar cheo beshi koro, Jakhon paro takhon-e koro, Jekhane paro, sekhane koro. Ki.....??? -ki abar ? Ektu porashuna !

boka bananor sms in bengali for girl প্রেমিকাকে বোকা বানানোর এসএমএস

boka bananor sms in bengali for girl প্রেমিকাকে বোকা বানানোর এসএমএস


Tomar tana tana chok,tomer resmi kalo cul,tomer sundor mukh are misti mukher hasite cilo gondo,mone porle pet fule jay

Tomar mathay ki shing ache? Nei! check koro. nei! Please abar check koro. Shotti Nei! OK ! Its not problem. Because, Gadhar mathay shing thake na...

Tor chhotobelar kotha Mone ache,jakhon tui melay Gie khelna dekhe jiggesa korechili "Oi HUNUMAN tar Dam koto?" Dokandar bolecilo "sona ota Aina"

Tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

Tui Mosar mo2 vodro, kaker mo2 sundor, Edurer mo2 Udar R BANORER mo2 santo na hoye Soytaner mo2 Nitiban holi keno.


Tuli 2hat, kori munajat, he rahim rahoman. Facebook er kichu chele ache khub e soytan. Tader mathay koro buddhi dan.Tara jeno kore meyeder somman.

Tui ki free achis? 1ta phn korte parbi? Asole akta problem hoye geche. Ami maa k anekbar bolechi kintu maa kichutei biswas korte parchena j BANDAR katha bolte pare!!

Tum Chand Nehi, Chand Ki Roshni Ho. Tum Ful Nehi, Har Ful Ki Khushbu Ho. Tum Tow Insan Nehi, Insan Ki Rup Mein Bandar Ho...

Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. .tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro.

Tumar Osukh Hok.Tumar Ghore Mosha Asuk,Tumar Matha Kharap Hok,Tumar Sopne Vut Asuk,Sara Rat Shit Laguk-Ta Ami Chaina.Karon Tumi Amar Friend.

Tumi Paharer Jhorna Now To Boye Chola Nodi. Tumi Soto Fuler Majhe Akti Golap Now To Jhora Fuler Papri. Tumi Amr Barir Kajer Buya. Now To Sonnasi. HaHaHa

Tumi Bir, Tumi Durjoy, Tumi Bangali, Tumi Sahoshi, Tumar Buuke Onek Joor, Tumi Amader gramer "MURGI CHOR!

boka bananor sms in bengali for girl প্রেমিকাকে বোকা বানানোর এসএমএস

Tumi amar jaan. Bangla Chobir Gaan.. Deshi murgir raan, hapani rugir taan . । Amar jomir dhan, bolda number 1.

Tumi amar ochin pakhi tomar name tiya, sundore ekta banor pele tomay ditam biya, haste haste jabe tumi rumal nake diye, butum pecha asbe sute dekhte jhake jhake. . . . . Hah hah hah

Tumi chalte chalte takale oporer dike, Uranta kaak poti kore dilo tomar mukhe. Tumi ragle na, korle na mukh fakase, Sudhu mone mone bole... Bhaggis goru ra orena aakashe.

Tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil.....

Tumi hobe sokal belar goru.Sobar age korbe tumi Hamba Hamba suru.Surjo mama utar age utbe tumi jege.Goyal gore takbe tumi gobor gaye mekhe.ok

Tumi jodi shart hote gaye rakhtam, Tumi jodi mobile hote hate rakhtam, Tumi jodi rumal hote kiss kortam, R tumi jodi manush hote Tahole jadughore Rekhe ditam . . . . . ..

Tumi ki rater tara vora akash dekheso, tumi ki vora josnar nil alo dekheso, o dekhoni ! Dekhbe ki kore tumi to rat kana..!

boka bananor sms in bengali for girl প্রেমিকাকে বোকা বানানোর এসএমএস

Tumi keno bar bar amake chere chole jao? Tumi na thakle kichu valo lage na. Raate ghum hoy na. Khete pari na. Kono kaj hoy na... "CURRENT" plz tumi jeo na.

U r.R- really A- Attractive M- magical S- sensitive A- ambitious G- gorgeous O- optimistic L- lovely. In short u r a Ramsagol

Use Colget 2 make ur teeth strong.Use Pepsodent 2 make ur teeth white.Use Close up 2keep ur mouth fresh.Kaj na hole,use koro <--HARPIC-->!

Vison valobastam, Sob somoy cokhe cokhe rakhtam, Maje maje amar buker moddhe-o rakhtam, Tobu-o hariye gelo amar Sun-glassta, Ajo miss kori..!

Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe Friendship Korbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador Kore 2ta Thappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply Koro Na Keno???

Voyonkor 1 ta sopno dekhe ghum theke uthe gelam. Shopne dekhlam Prithibir shob SAGOL mara gese. Tarpor thekei 2mar jonno tension hocche. Beche thakle miscal dio!!!

Vul Vangte Ful Lage, Bristy Hote Megh Lage.Sopno Dekhte Raat Lage,Valobaste Mon Lage.Mon Vangte Ovinoy Lage,R Ovinoy Ta Meyera Valo Pare. 100% True.

Welcome to love.com type your password xxx**** processing.... Please wait . Sorry, apnar prem korar boyosh sesh hoya gechhe .

boka bananor sms in bengali for girl প্রেমিকাকে বোকা বানানোর এসএমএস

Vule jeona akashke, Vule jeona bataske, Vule jeona sokalke, Vule jeona bikalke, Vule jeona nijeke, R vule jeona toilet er dorja lagate..

Wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato? hus: kija bolo na tome? wife: ame pragrant hus: ata to kusir khobor wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae

Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi Off Peyechi ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo Peyechi.Eto din Por Paychi.Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.ByShibchar

Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.

Your 5 qualities 1_______ 2_______ 3_______ 4_______ 5_______ life e jodi ektao valo kaj korte tahole aj egulo khali thakto na..bujhcho?

_______ ¤ /____,_/ .;;;. ,L__[]__l__!, ,,)(,, Aj theke a bari ta tomar. PROMISE koro r kokhono komlapur rail stationer baranday gumabe na.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

best foll bangla sms buka korar messages বোকা বানানোর মেসেজ

best foll bangla sms buka korar messages বোকা বানানোর মেসেজ 


Ful sada,, chelera Gada..Ful Sundhor,, Chelera Bandor.. Ful Nil,, Chelera Nosto kore Meye der Dil.. Ful kalo,,Meyera onek Valo...

Ful hasle moumachi ashe,chad hasle rat ashe,pakhi hasle vor ashe,akash hasle bristi ashe,R tumi hasle!!!Wak thu.ki baje gondho.Taratari dat brash koro.

Ghum rater jonno.pakhi akasher jonno.surjo alor jonno.valobasa premer jonno.ami tomar jonno.R tumi amar latthi khawar jonno

Gorur lej nore chore, Lej othalei gobor pore, Jokhon sudhu gobor pore, Tor e kotha mone pore, Jotodin porbe gobor, Ami tor nebo khobor

Girll: valo kora dhoaku lagcato. boy: aktokhani kosto kore hoye gacche. girl: Ami ar parchina. boy: thak tahole aar tomar r churi porte hobe na.


Hariechi 2my ami kuje paini r.. 2mar jonno monta amar kore hahakar.. Hotat 2mai pelam kuje dakhe holam pagol.. 2mi amar prio sey "BLACK BENGAL CHAGOL".

Hi jan Ki khobor jan Valo aso jan? Tumar kotha mone porse jan Ato uttejito hoio na jan Jan holo januarer 1st 3 letter!!!!!!

Hi, "FAJIL" how r u? Fajil means F=faithful A=always sweet J=jhakkas I=inteligent L=loving
Hisab kore deklam amar kase je poriman sms ace tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye gese.thai sms gulu fokir,miskinder biliye ditheci.R a sms ta 2mar vagge porlo.

Hisab kore dekhlam amar kace ja sms ase tate jakat deowa foroz hoye gese tai ekhan theke kicu sms fokir miskinder name biliye dilam ALLAH jeno amar dan kobul koren...Amin

Hotath kore jhor aslo ami r amar class friend 1ta ghore dhuklam.prothothome dekhlam valolaglo.dhore tipedilam norom laglo. Aste aste chuslam moja laglo.ki vebechen? jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone

JOKHON TUMI HASO TOKKHON MONE HOI MANUSH AGE BANDOR CHHILO,DEKHO RAG KORO NA,TUMI RAG KORLE MONE HOI,MANUSH AJO BANDORI ACHE.

JENE REKHO BONDHU,TOMAR DURDINE AMI HOBO TOMAR SATHI,AMRA DUJONE DEBO DURER POTHE PARI,AMAR HAATE THAKBE TOMAR GOLAR DORI, TUMI BOLBE HAMBA R AMI MARBO BARI.

Janalar pase dariye, Akaser dike takao, dekba 1Ta chad. Seta 2mr dike takiye hasche r 1rash tara 2may bolce "Gadha Jibone Akash Dekhisni.

Jani sMs Ta Pora 2mi kos2 Pabe. Hoy2 keda o Pelba. Stok o korta Paro. 2buo Bolte Hocca 2mi kokkono "MA" Hota Parbe na! RX dara promanito.

January, february, march, April, may "may" may "may" may" may" may"may Ok!Ok! R may may krte hobena!Ami bujte pereci j tumi 1ta sagol.

Jibone jatoi Dukkho Asuk, jatoi kasto Asuk, jatoi kanna pak, 2mi kintu Chokhe jol jomiye Rekhona, karon - - joma jolei Dengu Mosha dim pare...

Jodi Ghumiye Thako,Tahole Sopno Dekho.Jodi Mon Kharap Thake,Tahole Rifat.Rasel-Er sMs Poro.R Jodi Akdom Free Thako,Tahole 10Bar Kane Dhore Uth Bosh Koro..!

Jiboner lokhe poucha te hole,Ja mon bole sai rasta bacho,Picher lok der age jete dio na,Je age ache tar age jao,torit gotite cholo.gam joruk tobuo samne jaw.tokhoni tumi vhalo RICKSHA WALA hote parbe !!! Yours.

Jodi amar 1camera thakto,ami ur hashi,ur sriti,ur protiti muhurter chobi tultam,R rakhtam.....amar.....rannaghore.edurk bhoy dekhate...ha...ha...hi...

Jodi kothao tomar mon na lage,sab kichu adbhut lage,mon vari vari lage,kothao eka boste ichha kore,jodi sabai ke rag lage = Tahale Bujbe Tomar HAGA PEYECHE
Jodi ful chao bagan debo. jodi chad chao akash debo. jodi jol chao sagor debo. r jodi fajlami korte chao tahole asola bash debo.

Jokhon tumi esechile ondhokare, chand otheni tokhono sindhu pare. Hay ojana, tomay ami chinecilam khanik pore, jokhon dekhi JUTO JORA pachchina amar ghore!
Jodi pore mone,Call dio amr phone.Dio na misdcall,Tahole bujhbo 2mi akta bakkol...

Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo- na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto...........

KI RE PORASONA KAMON HOCHE? "Ami 8 TARIKHE 6 am-e dum dum airport a namchi sobai nite asis, msg ta sobai k forward kore dis. from MA SARASWATI
Jotoi Dis Gali Tui Jotoi Koris Nalish Toke Banabo Ami Nise Rater B A L I S.

Ka Ki Ku Ku Ki Ka Ki Ka ku Ka Ki Ki Ku Ka Ki Ku...... Congrtultion!! U hv nicely learnt monkeyS language.collect ur crtificte frm ZOO...

Kego tumi? Ki nam tumar? Poro ki shirt na shari? Hate ki churi na ghori? Buke ki breast na chest?.

Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy tomar kotha shona gelo.tumi bolle,"extra page please."

Kew Januk R NaJanuk, Tumi To Jano.! Kew Bujhuk R NaBujhuk, Tumi To Bujho.! Kew Manuk R NaManuk, Tumi To Mano- J Tumi 1Ta Gadha.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

Bangla Boka Bananor Sms
Ami amar class friend er basay berate gelam rate ghumer ghore dekhlam amake eshe kiss korte che amake joria joria kiss korlo ami sojjo korte na pere mosa mera abar ghumia roilam. . . Apni ki vebesilen?




Se Aslo,Amar Upor Boslo,Amake Joria Dorlo,Pore Kamor,Kiss Dilo,Ebar Nijer Proyojon Mitaiya Palaiya Gelo,Don't Mind.eti Acti "Mosa".

Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte!

Rog hole Doctor er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe. Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe...Kintu oshudh KHEYONA, karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE !

Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe, Tumi aamar kache eso . . . . Tomake CHOKHER Doctor - er kache niye jabo ! :-)

2mi amr sopne deka rupr maduri.2mar jonno ansi deko chera mosari.Sekane takbe 2mi,R takbe mosa.ke blbo r 2mr kopalr dosa

Fuler majhe vomor ase, Nodir upor nowka vase, shishir nache sobuj ghase. Rater maje josona hase.. R kichu meyeder valobashar maje FORMALIN ache.

Jekhane Valolaga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. "Tiger Bum".

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Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka..

Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS-

Chay na ami "Shakib khan" Er priya Chay na ami Hiroin "Oyshowriya" Chay ami 2mr moto "Expart" kajer buya Ki hobena?

Sunil akas, Nirmol batash. Uttal torongo, Mukto bihongo. Base basi, Chader hasi. Sagol koto sundor. Sms porci ami ak bandor. ....ha...ha...ha..

i love you. ami tomak chara bacbo na. tumi amr jibon. tumi amr moron. tumi amr sob. exm: ata tomak bole nai. ata ami water (pani) k bolse. ok

2mi jodi bolo Saper gorte dite pari hat, Sundorboner Bager Sathe katate pari rat. Pari ami kun kune site Nodite namte, Sorry,R Parci na ami Mittha katha bolte..!

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

Taal gache Supari dhore.Supari gache Taal.Preamik Preamikar Rup dekhile Bang e faal.

Ai gorome 2make 1ta THAPPOR dilam.ki mind korle? THAPPOR means: T=Thanda, H=Haowa A=And P=Porjapto P=Poriman O=Ovinondon R=Ridoy tekhe.

Moyna thake dale dale.Beng thake khale.Tumi amay bhalobashle.Sharom lage gale.Tyto ami chupmu khabo tomar misty duti gale.

Do u want 2 touch my heart?Pls enter password***** wait.... >>Processing>> Password Error! Sorry,u have touched my leg. "Beche tako BABA"

(Ha/Na) diye nicher gaps puron koro-(5ti).1---- ami manush na.2---ami fazil,3----amr moto pagol r nai.4----ami bekub.5----ami gadha.

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

Sigarate R Meyeder moddhe onek mil.jemon sigarate cheleder thot pure kalo kore dey.R meyera cheleder valobasar chalonay fale ontor pure chaye kore dey.

Chi chi Ai ki Sunlam.Celera naki gan sunle kade,mair khele hase, pan khele kase, R Meyeder Miss call pele naki Dorja Bondho kore Nache.I

Ami Tumay Valobashi" Tumi Amay ValoBaso Na, Ami Tumar Kace Asi" Tumi Amar Kace Aso Na, Ami Tumay Onek Lati Mari ____________But__________ Tumi Amay Maro Na!

Tumi amar sokal belar kak ! Sondha belay badur pakhir jhak ! Tumi amar nil akasher chil ! Dim para haser sathe 2mr onek mil

Borsar agomone bristy jorche apon mone.Vijce poth,vijce ghat,Aro vijce fosoler math.Jokhn jaw 2mi paye hete,Ish Tokhon Jodi 2mi 1ta Achar Khete..!

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

Jodi Ghumiye Thako,Tahole Sopno Dekho.Jodi Mon Kharap Thake,Tahole Rifat.Rasel- Er sMs Poro.R Jodi Akdom Free Thako,Tahole 10Bar Kane Dhore Uth Bosh Koro..!

Onek Meye "Mula" Diye Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Gajor" Diye O Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Sosha" Diye O Kore.Abar Sob Kico Ek Sathe Diye O Kore....KI Kore Jano...? "Aree Salad Toyri Kore R Ki"

bangla boka korar new sms boka bananor love sms

Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle 'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle 'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle 'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So Choice 2mar.

Du Hat Bariye AkasH Pane Chao,Nijke Pakhi Mone Hobe.Josna Rate Chader Pane Chao,Nijke Pori Mone Hobe.Matir Sobuj Ghaser Pane Chao,Nijke 'CHAGOL' Mone Hobe

Nari Hotat Kore Kade,Hotat Kore Hase,Hotat Kore Purus Manus Tader Jale Fase.Faisa Giyaa Hukur Hukur Kase.

U r BANDAR.... it means, .. B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Adorable R= Romantic , R u Smiling?..!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

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FUN~SMS

bengali funny sms 140 character bangla mojar sms bangla funny golpo

4ta Pipra 1Bone Hatechilo,
Samne 1ta Hati Astese, Tadekhe
1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.
2Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.
3Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Shoriye Dai.
4Pipra Ra Na BadDe Amra 4jon O aka,
Sudhu Sudhu 1 Oshohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.



Tui Shara Din Toto Kore Gure Berash Porish Kokhon,
Chele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.
Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.
Chele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakho Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.
Baba Ki Bolle-
Chele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki.



Doctor- Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ni.
Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle shob ei hoy.
Doctor- ki vhabe?
Lok- kaj korar shomoy amr dan hat mashine kate jate dhorechilo,
Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

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Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakchilo,
Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja
Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.
Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Moddhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.



Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Shob Chye Chalak Prani Konti?
Studant-Goru Sir,
Sir-Ki vhabe?
Studant-Sir Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,
Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sir Thahole Chalak K Holo Sir.



Meye:hello apni ki bibahito?
Boy:Na. . .!
Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou bashay ashle dekhabo moja.
*kisukhon pore*
Meye:hello apniki bibahito.
Boy:Haa. . .!
Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.



Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,
Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,
Boyfriend KhusheTe Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,
Asholei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara.



Husbn-wife romance Korchilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.
wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Ashse.
Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Ashlo,
Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.
Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husban-Der Kotha Shone Palate Suru Korle Kn.



Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.
Khoka: She Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Sheta Bujho Na..



Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call diche.
Manegar: call girl.
Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone diche.
Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone diche.



Wife-Ai Shono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo?
husband-Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,
Wife- Asar Por.
Husband-Koi Amr Gift Koi?
Wife-Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.



Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,
Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,
Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.
Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;ki Rap Ki Jinish



Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone jeno Sob Chelei Guruk.
Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,
Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake.



Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na?
Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.
Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..! "



Sir:2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini!
Meye: Sir Baba Bolechen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..!



Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Korto. Kane Lagato.Buke Rakto.
Boy:1Bar Chinta Kore Dekoto;Charger Ta tomar Kon Jagay Lagato.
Girl:what?
Boy:Yeas..!

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2 matal Ondhokare hatce,
1matal: Ami Troch Light Upore dhorchi, 2i upore uth..!
2matal: ah! Ami upore Uthbo R 2i Light Bondho korbi, Ami Pore Jabo na??..



Grilfriend- Cholo Amra Luko Churi Khela Kheli,2mi Jodi Amak Khuje Paw Tahole 2mi Amak Shopinge Niye Jaba,
Boyfriend:R Jodi Khuje Na Pai.
Grilfriend:Amon Kotha Bolo Na Jan,Ami To Ai bedroom Er Dorjar Pichone Lukabo.



Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,
Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.
Sir-Bayadob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.
Boltu-Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na Sar,
Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10,R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10,R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.



Boy:Akta kotha bolbo?
girl:bolo?
Boy: 1 4 3
girl: what? Er mane ki
Boy:sotty kotha bolbo
girl: bolo?
Boy: i kill you.
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F1: Tor Na Ajke Biye?
F2: R Bolis Na Biye Venge Gece.
F1: Kivabe Vanglo?
F2: Mosa Marar Karone.
F1: Mosa Kothay Chilo?
F2: Hobu Shosurer Gale..!"



Wife: Boloto Shami R Gadhar Moddhe Parthokko Ki?
Hus: Shami Gadha Hote Pare, Kintu Gadha Amon Gadha Noy J Shami Hobe..!!

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Monday, April 16, 2018

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Nare...Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam..sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka...koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA...! gdmrng

Dariye koro, bose koro, paa tule koro, paa namiye koro, paa fak kore jore jore koro, dorkar hole suye suye koro. Kintu obossoi koro. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roj sokal- e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raamdev babar jogason.

Tumi amar ochin pakhi tomar name tiya, sundore ekta banor pele tomay ditam biya, haste haste jabe tumi rumal nake diye, butum pecha asbe sute dekhte jhake jhake. . . . . Hah hah hah

Meye:Hi chagol kemon acho? Chele:Hello Chagi valo achi. Meye:Tumi astha akta Bod. Chele:Ohh Tar Mane tumi Bodna. Meye:Yes !!! Chele:RFL R TFL Ki ak dam. Meye:Iss ammu ke bole dibo kin2.

2mi Jodi Bolo Shaper Gorte Dite Pari Hat, Shundorbone Bager 7te Katate Pari Rat! Pari Khonkhone Shite Nodite Namte! S0rRy Parcina r Mittha Bolte.

Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.

Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe FriendshipKorbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador Kore 2taThappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply Koro NaKeno???

Rate chad dine alo Keno tumae lage valo Golap lal,kokil kalo Sobar chaite tumi valo Akash nil, Meg sada Gual gore tumi bada!! ha ha ha.

Dekhechi 2may pich dhala pothee hajaro virer majhe ekhono kane baje 2mar sei gan &quot;Amar allah nobijir nam 2ta tk dia jan&quot;.

Ah! Oh! O Mago! Aste! ish ! R Parchina! PLS R Na! More Gelam R Koto? Dekhsona Lagseto! Tobuo Tipsokeno? Hat Shorao ami mobile bole ki amar lage na.

Dost doa koiro,ami khub osusto.Ek kobiraz bolche 1 soitan k sms korar jonno.So i send u this sms...

1 din chade tomar sathe dekha hoy. Dujon dujoner dike obak noyone takiye chilam. Tume amar choke chok rekhe bolle 2ta taka den. &quot;Logence khamu&quot;

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Aaj a porjonto thak kal A B C SIKABO(*PORO ABONG LIKO*)Na parle golla dimo KEMON~~~

Amr Matha Holo Futboll,Chokh 2ta Marbel,Hat 2ta Pistol,Paw 2ta Gari,Amr Hater Angul 5ta,Mam Amr Jibon,Ajkal Alakar Loke Bole Ami Naki Mastan.Sorry Boss Jast Fun.

She Loves U! She Likes U! She Want U! SheComes Everyday For Give U Sweet Kiss. But, UDon't Know, Who Is She? She Is A &quot;Mosha&quot; So BeCarefull, And Use &quot;Moshari.&quot;

Prthmto ami tumke chai... Ditiyoto ami tumake chai.... Sesh prjnto ami tumake chai.... Tumake chai... Karon... Amar bashay kno kajer maiya nai...

Ogo dosto - ami dari,tumi koma.ami pahar ,tumi porbot .ami chini ,tumi sorbot.ami moni ,tumi mukta .ami manus,tumi kutta.

U r.R- really A- Attractive M- magical S- sensitive A- ambitious G- gorgeous O- optimistic L- lovely. In short u r a Ramsagol

_______ ¤ /____,_/ .;';';. ,l__[]__l__!, ,,)(,, Aj theke a bari ta tomar. PROMISE koro r kokhono komlapur rail stationer baranday gumabe na.

Akase meger anagona/tar maje aki alpona.Moner maduri diye aka alpona/jar maje sob thake kolpona.Akechi akta gadar chobi/ja kina tor e proticchobi. Bujle to...

Saturday, March 31, 2018

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Rat Ase Tara Hase, Oi Chader Pase Pase. Tumi Aso Ami Asi, Dujaner Kasa Kasi.. K Bole Tumi bOKA? Tumi Hole, TELAPOKA  ha!ha! Don't mind.

Ai je ai sms porchen apnito ekta chor because apni amar kache onumoti nen ni tar karone ami apnake 1bar i love u bollam.hashar jonno 2bar i love u bollam.amake sobsomay monekorar jonno sara jibon bhalobaslam.ai sms meyeder jonno?

Tuli 2hat, kori munajat, he rahim rahoman. Facebook er kichu chele ache khub e soytan. Tader mathay koro buddhi dan.Tara jeno kore meyeder somman.

Kego tumi? Ki nam tumar? Poro ki shirt na shari? Hate ki churi na ghori? Buke ki breast na chest?.

Fools talk from TNT, Vip talk from B.LINK, Mental talk from BANGLALINK, Selfish talk from AKTEL, Begger talk from CITYCELL ! BRILLIANT never talk,they send sms!

Ekta Kukur 4ta Bachcha Dilo, Bachcha Gulo MAA K Jigyasa Korlo- MAA.. Baba Kothay? R MAA Bollo, Chup Kor HOTOCHARA Awaj Koris Na, Toder BABA Ekhon SMS Porche.

Santo Nodir Moto Boye Cholacilam Ami.Tokhon Pelam Tomar Dekha Bujlam Buji AmrJibon Aslo Alor Dekha. Bojhar Majhe Cilo Amr Vul.Asole Tumi Akta Gadha Ful.

Tumi chalte chalte takale oporer dike, Uranta kaak poti kore dilo tomar mukhe. Tumi ragle na, korle na mukh fakase, Sudhu mone mone bole... Bhaggis goru ra orena aakashe.

Dorja Off! Ami Eka! Tumio Eka! Amar Hat 2marKomore! 2mar Thot Amar Thote! Sob Shes! ShorirThanda Hoye Gelo! R Mon Bollo I Fill Up? Are aBoka It's 7up!!

Your 5 qualities 1_______ 2_______ 3_______ 4_______ 5_______ life e jodi ektao valo kaj korte tahole aj egulo khali thakto na..bujhcho?

Paglami chara PREM hoy na, Mrittu chara jibon hoy na, Kulangar chara bongso hoy na, Pagol chara ai SMS keo pore na.

Jibone jatoi Dukkho Asuk, jatoi kasto Asuk, jatoi kanna pak, 2mi kintu Chokhe jol jomiye Rekhona, karon - - joma jolei Dengu Mosha dim pare...

Akas bole tumi nil. Sagor bole tumi bil.gash bole tumi sobuj.batas bole tumi obuj.ful bole tumi sondor. R ami bole tumi bandor.

Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago.Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha.

Voyonkor 1 ta sopno dekhe ghum theke uthe gelam. Shopne dekhlam Prithibir shob 'SAGOL' mara gese. Tarpor thekei 2mar jonno tension hocche. Beche thakle miscal dio!!!

OOOO OOOO 0o0 KI BOLTO EGULO?R E EIGULO SOB TOR....BISWAS KOR SOB TOR ....KI O GULO TAI TO? R E BOKA OGULO GORAR DIM,OMLET KORIS,KEMON?

JENE REKHO BONDHU,TOMAR DURDINE AMI HOBO TOMAR SATHI,AMRA DUJONE DEBO DURER POTHE PARI,AMAR HAATE THAKBE TOMAR GOLAR DORI, TUMI BOLBE HAMBA R AMI MARBO BARI.

Tui ki free achis? 1ta phn korte parbi? Asole akta problem hoye geche. Ami maa k anekbar bolechi kintu maa kichutei biswas korte parchena j BANDAR katha bolte pare!!

Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk...Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ...

Ai.... - - - Jabe? - - - Jabe amar sathe? - - Sohorar kolahol periye,shanto nodir tire.... - - - Ki jabe? Taratari bolo.Tumi na gale onno rickshaw dakHbo!!!!