Thursday, November 15, 2018

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2Mi amr Alu,ami 2mr potol!Amader ai prem robe ogo otol!2mi amr rose,ami 2mr jack!Amake konodin dio na go Sak!!

2Mi jodi ful hote, tahole ful danite rekhe ditam. 2mi jodi mobile hote tahole pokate rakhe ditam..2mi jodi shart hote tahole gae ditam. Kintu 2mi hole *Tishu paper* tai tomake bebohar kore chore fele dilam.

2Mi shokal belar kak, 2mi shondha belar badur pakhi zhak, 2mi neel akasher chil, dim para haas er shathe 2mar onek mil..

2Mi likho sundor kobita,tai2 2mar jonno pagol nayok/naika.2mi gao sundor gan,tai2 2may rekechi amar barir daroan,Ekhon dhoro 2mar duti kan !

2Mke AguN Vabini JoLe jabe BoLe..2mke PaNi Vabini SuKiYe Jabe BoLe..2mke NoDi Vabini boye jabe boLe..Sudu BiRaL Vebeci EDuR Marbe boLe..!!

2Mr shathe kotha bolar por theke amar jani kmon kmon lagche.sharadin shudhu 2mar kotha vabi...sharadin shudhu 2mar shathe kotha boltey icche kore...ami bodhhoy 2make valobeshe felsi...ha. i love u. ami 2mke love kori tai amie 2make propose korsi.ami jani 2mi amk upset korbana... "Ai msgta amke 1jon pathaise"


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3 Cows r discussing about their greatness at Gabtolir hat.1st-I m the best bcoz I m an Austrilan ox and my rate is 1 lakh.2nd-I m the best bcoz i m a deshi bolod and my meat is teasty.3rd-I m the best bcoz i m n educative cow and reading this SMS now.HAMBA.......

9% Manush ekhon ghumasse. 8% phone korce. 53% tv dekhce. 5% tanki marce. 21% pora likha korce 4% pray korche R 2mi gadha sms porcho!!

420 Sapabaz gadha mokhles lussi cintaikari dhokabaz sudkhor sontrasi kipte ALLAH tomake ashob manush theke rokka korun.

9876543210.. Eta Amar Vodafoner Notun Number Noy! Eta to sudu 0 theke 9 porjonto ulto gona!! murgi korlam. . . pls 2 to dim de

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A doti cokhe shopno chilo mone chilo asa.Gorur ghore thakbe 2mi marbe Onek mosa. vabna chilo khabe 2mi Rasta ghate mar,keno 2mi chole gele goru niye amar !!

><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>><(((:> ><(((:> Ha kore ki dekco? Agulo "Elish" mach. 14 tarikha dam besi Hobe to tai age patalam. Mobile soho freeze e rekhe daw..!

A letter to Buddhadev.. Sir, "Ami 1ti mohilar khamota bujhte na pere khub vugechi, Apnio kintu sei eki vul karlen" From Mohisasur.

AMAR NUMBER NEXT WEEK THEKE BONDHO THAKBE,VENICE JACHI 2MAS ER JONNO.GIYE NOTUN NUMBER DIYE DEBO.MISS U ALL,KAL AI SWAPNO DEKHLAM.
AMADER CHUTO NODI CHOLE BAKE BAKE.... BOISAKH MASHE TAR HATU JOL THAKE. PAR HOYE JAY GORU .... PAR HOY GADHA TOR KHOTA MONE PORE ORE HARAMJADA .... !!()
AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ...TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ___,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.

Ah! Oh! O Mago! Aste! ish ! R Parchina! PLS R Na! More Gelam R Koto? Dekhsona Lagseto! Tobuo Tipsokeno? Hat Shorao ami mobile bole ki amar lage na.

Aaj 1 ta voyonkor sopno dekhe gum venge gelo, dekhlam prithibir sob "GADA" mara gese, tarpor thekei 10 tion . Beche thakle miss call dio.

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Ai je ai sms porchen apnito ekta chor because apni amar kache onumoti nen ni tar karone ami apnake 1bar i love u bollam.hashar jonno 2bar i love u bollam.amake sobsomay monekorar jonno sara jibon bhalobaslam.ai sms meyeder jonno?

Ai site er visitor ra 1>oshobvo 2>ovoddro 3>kipta 4>mittabadi 5>Idiot 6>fazil 7>shoytan 8>beadob 9>karap kokono hotey parena & ora amader bondhu.

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Bangla Boka Bananor Sms , Boka korar sms collection

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Chaina Ami Taka Kori. Chai Na Bari Gari. Chai Na Ami Hera Manik. Chai Na Pori. Chai Sudu Tomar Moto Akta Fokir Nai Rajkumari.

Chay Na Ami Sakib Khan-Er "Priya". Chay Na Ami Heroin "Oyshowria." Chay Ami Tumar Moto Expart "Kajer Bua".Ki Hobana?

DUDER BOTOL,ZINUK BATI,BONDHU TUMI VERY NAUGHTY. AAJ KE KATHA VIJIO NA, MAA K R JALIO NA, LACTOZEN ER KOUTO VORE,ADOR DILAM UJJAR KORE.

Chok malle dheki tomake,chok bujle pai aro kace,karon pablik tomake taka curir jonno je dolai dilo,ami ta vulte pari?


Dariye koro, bose koro, paa tule koro, paa namiye koro, paa fak kore jore jore koro, dorkar hole suye suye koro. Kintu obossoi koro. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roj sokal- e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raamdev babar jogason.

Dhakay paki kulo aki, Dhako ke sundor "SHOKAL" Vur holo dur kulo gum thakay utto re, Bodna ta hatay neaya bathroome cutore... Good morning. Good bye.

Dekhechi 2may pich dhala pothee hajaro virer majhe ekhono kane baje 2mar sei gan "Amar allah nobijir nam 2ta tk dia jan".

Din sundor surjo uthle. raat sundor chand uthle. swapno sundor sotti hole. sriti sundor purono hole. R tue sundor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _1ta lej lagale..!!;)

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Dog1:Kire Dos2 Ato Rege Koi Jas ? dog2: R bolis na 1 halay Amar gf k kiss Korche. tare dorum. dog1: Se Kothai ? dog2: Hala ekhon Sms Porteche.

Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki, Obelay meg kore, bristi name, tokhon khub icche kore jante- Ekhono tumi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha?

Dorbes:HOK mawla, 2i ki chas, MAN: baba amr chagol 1ta hariye geche,2din dore kuje pacchina.Drbes: 2i chinta krisna tur chagol ekn SMS prche

Dorkar Nai Amar "Salman Khan." Chaina Ami "Shahrukh Khan." Shudhu Chai Tumar Moto Sahosi 1Ta"DAROWAN". Ki Hobe Na?

Dorja Off! Ami Eka! Tumio Eka! Amar Hat 2mar Komore! 2mar Thot Amar Thote! Sob Shes! Shorir Thanda Hoye Gelo! R Mon Bollo I Fill Up? Are a Boka Its 7up!!!

Dudh kabo deo na. Ki diba na thak lag be na tomi jokhon rate gumate jaba tokhon tomar dudh tipe dudh khabo bujte parso goru

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Dudh hoy sada Meyera hoy gadha.Ful hoy sundor Meyera hoy bandor.Ful hoyna kalo Meyera hoyna valo.Chele hole like koro Meyera kichu bolar thakle comment koro....

Dur akaser chad tumi,Suktara ami,Nodir jol tumi,Mohona ami,Paharer jorna tumi, Sroter dhara ami.PABNAR pagol tumi,R tumar Doctor ami.

Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma..forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao

Ei massage je porbe se pagal,na porle chagal. Reply korle Fox na korle ox. Delete korle monkey, na korle donkey. Hasle cat, na hasle rat.......!

Ekbar Hat Bariye Deko Ami tumar friend Hobo,ekbar kanna kire Dekho Ami tumar osru Muche Debo,1Bar prem kore Deko Ami 2mr Ma K Sob Bole Dibo!

Ekta Meyaer Number Nebi? Nebi to Niche Dekh. . . . . Ki Peli? . . . . . . Tui Ekta Meyaer Jonno Ato Niche Namte Paris

Ekta Kukur 4ta Bachcha Dilo, Bachcha Gulo MAA K Jigyasa Korlo- MAA.. Baba Kothay? R MAA Bollo, Chup Kor HOTOCHARA Awaj Koris Na, Toder BABA Ekhon SMS Porche.

Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabna mental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.

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Feel k kill koro. "Happy" k copy koro. New k View koro. Year k dear koro. 50tk amake flexi koro. Na dile Nije k Nije thappor maro..

Ful Futeche Bone Bone...! Vabchi tomay- Mone Mone..! Bolchi tomar- Kane kane...! Prem kore cheka kheyecho- Eta ki tomar Ammu jane... ???

Fools talk from TNT, Vip talk from B.LINK, Mental talk from BANGLALINK, Selfish talk from AKTEL, Begger talk from CITYCELL ! BRILLIANT never talk,they send sms!

Ful hasle moumachi ashe,chad hasle rat ashe,pakhi hasle vor ashe,akash hasle bristi ashe,R tumi hasle!!!Wak thu.ki baje gondho.Taratari dat brash koro.

Ful sada,, chelera Gada..Ful Sundhor,, Chelera Bandor.. Ful Nil,, Chelera Nosto kore Meye der Dil.. Ful kalo,,Meyera onek Valo...

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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

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Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn.


Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na..

Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call dicy. Manegar: call girl. Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone dicy. Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone dicy.

Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo? husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.

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Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;Vi Rap Ki Jines

Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone Jno Sob Chelei Guruk.Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake.

Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na? Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..!

Sir: 2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini_ Meye: Sir Baba Bolecen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..!

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Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.boy:1Bar Cinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.Girl:what? Boy:Yeas..!

Agami 31 april 2014 Por Theke Mysmsbd.com Abong Sokol Account pages Bondho Kore Dawa Hobe Bole Sidanto Niche Syon Vai.Aro Bolece Jara smsbd UsE korbe Tara 50 Dolar Kore Dite Hobe.Sathe 1ta Khusir Khobor Ache Seta Holo Kono Bochore april Mase 31 Din Nai. Din Nai.

Goto Bosor Poshak Cilo Pakhi. Na Paye Mora Cilo Onek Akhi. Ebar Holo Kiron Mala Ma Jani Kon Meyera Kon Purusher Golay Porabe Moron Mala.

Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..!

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Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!

4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.

Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki

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Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

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Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

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Thursday, May 3, 2018

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Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe, ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo, kintu meyeti dilo na. se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho.
Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo, Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.


Premika: Tumiki biyer por a amake eto beshi valo bashbe ?
Premik: Keno noy ? amar bibahito meyeder khuboi valo lage.

Premik: Ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na.
Premika: keno ?
Premik: Amar basay bepar ta mene nebe na.
Premika: K K ache tomar basay ?
Premik: Amar stri ar dui sontan.

Doctor: Ekhon kemon achen ?
Patient: Valoi, tobe amar chele bolchilo, amar ei oporation er jonno apni onek beshi taka niyechen.
Doctor: Dekhun, apnar cheler kache apnar jibon ta sosta mone hote pare, kintu amai doctor, amar kache rugir jibon oto sosta noy.

Premik: Priotoma, ami je kota taka maine pai, biyer por tate ki tomar cholbe ?
Premika: Amar to chole jabe , kintu tumi cholbe kivabe ?

Doctor: Apnar cheler dat tule diyechi, ebar joldi 500 taka din.
Patient er baba: Kintu apnar fee to 100 taka.
Doctor: apnar cheler chitkare je amar aro 4 ta rugi je vege gelo, sei taka ke debe shuni ?

Patient: Sir, amar somossa holo ami sob kichui duti kore dekhi.
Doctor: Hum, rog ta besh jotil, dekhchi ki kora jay, accha ekhon samner oi khali chair ta te bosun.
Patient: Khali chair to duita kontate boshbo ?


Teacher: Roton, panite bas kore emon 5 ti pranir nam bolo.
Roton: beng.
Teacher: ar baki 4 ta ?
Roton: Beng er ma, baba, vai, bon ar premika.


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Class a besh kichu jater murgir chobi dekhiye teacher poltuke bollo:
tomar kono dhoroner murgi pochondo poltu ?
Poltu: Jholshano murgi sir.


Teacher student ke jigges korle, boloto murgira keno jirafer moto lomba hoy na ?
Student bollo, karon, tahole dim matite pore fotas kore fete jeto.

Sami strir jograr por, sami basa theke chole gechen. tader moddhe mobile a kotha hocche:-
Sami: Aj rater khabar ki ?
Stri: bish ache bish.
Sami: Thik ache, tumi kheye shuye poro, ami firte aro deri hobe.

Stri: Tomar ki mone ache, kal amader 13 tomo bibaho barshiki ?
Sami: Hum, to ki hoyeche ?
Stri: Ei dinti ki kore palon korbe boloto ?
Sami: Tumi ki kore palon korbe ta jani na, tobe sokale ghum theke uthe 2 minit nirobota palon korbo.


Hus: joldi ghorer sob dami jinis potro lukiye felo, amar kichu bondhu berato asche.
Wife: keno, tomar bondhura ki se sob churi korbe naki ?
Hus: Na, nijeder jinis chine felbe.


1st frnd: Porer jonome tui ki hote chas ?
2nd fnrd: Toshok, tahole sara jibon shuyei katano jabe.

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1st frnd: ojon komanor jonno protidin sokale uthe ghoray chore berate ber hoi.
2nd frnd: Lav holo kichu ?
1st frnd: ghorar ojon 10 kg kome geche.


1st frnd: Kire dosto mon kharaf keno ?
2nd frnd: ar bolish na ekta boi kenar jonno babar kache taka cheye chilam.
1st frnd: Taka dei nai ?
2nd frnd: Na, boita uni nijei kine eneche.

1st frnd: Prothibir sob kichur dam barleo kerosin teler dam varche na keno ?
2nd frnd: Sara prothibir obosthaito kerosin, dam barar ar ki dorkar ?

Thursday, March 15, 2018

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Priya:ami tomake 1ta kotha bolbo? Forhad:ki kotha... Priya:amar lojja lagche! For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci.. Priya:tomar pant'r chain khola.. Forhad:bondo kore daw...

Sir:Boloto valobasar ojon koto mon.Student:Dui mon.Sir:kivabe bujle Dui mon.Student:Cheler 1 mon 40kg Meye 1 mon 40kg orthath 40+40=80kg Soman Dui Mon.Sir:Ri8888888.



1 Dokander kache Boltu fol kinte geche..... Boltu: Apple koto kore kg? Dokander: 150 tk kg.. Boltu: Ok 1 kg apple dao protita apple alada kore pakat koro.. D: ato pakat keno?.. B: ami ja bolchi tai koro.. D: ok.. B: anggurer kg koto?,. D: 350 tk kg.. B: ok, 1kg dao, potita dana 1ta kore pakat koro.

Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo? husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.

Nana:-oi tui bod gache kno?nati:-akhan theke Enginiaring colleger meyeder dekha jache.nana:-hat 2ta chere de.nati:-kno?nana:-tor to meye dekher sokh.nati:- ha.nana:-hat cere dile madicel colleger meyeder dekte parbi kache theke.


Morog:I love you! Murgi:iI love you too.. Morog:ami tomar jonno sob korte pari.. Murgi:sotti tobe akta dim pera dekhaw dekhi! _Forhad_m

Sir: Ami tore khun korbo. Er English bolo to? Stu: Englisher mare-bap, Age 2i gaye hat lagiye dek? Sir : what? Stu: tor what'er gusti kilay' chup!!

Wife R husband ekla ghore suye ache hotath ghore chor dhuklo Wife dekhe tar Husband k bollo jano ei matro sopne dekhlam amader ghore chor dukese tokhon ami tomar gola dhore bollam chor chor chor.Chore to sune ekta dor merea bollo sopno dekhar R somoy pelina shalee. . . ?

Rogi: Doctar Sab Amake Kukur Kamrayice. Doctor: Apni Janen Na Amr Rogi Dekhar Somoy 4-8 Ta. Rogi: Ami Toh Jani Kintu Oi Hotot Chara Kukur Toh Jane Na.

Boltu: Hi.. Girl: Hlw Boltu: 2me star jolsha dekho? Girl: Na.. Boltu: G bangla dekho? Girl na.. Boltu: Star plus dekho.. Girl: atao na.. Boltu: Tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha..!!

Teacher : bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto? student : amar nanu-r moto sir. teacher : tomar nanu ki gol? student : na sir,amar nanur nam komola.

Fokir1: Janis aj akta 100 takar not kure paicilam...! Fokir2: Tor to birat vaggo...! Fokir1: Tobe taka ta jal cilo tai fele dici...! Fokir2: Kemne bujhli taka ta jal cilo? Fokir1: Acca tui ki konodin 100 takar note 1 er pore 3 ta sunno dekhecis...?

Sir: Chatri k bollo 1ta gun boloto.. Chatri: ata gache tota pakhi, Narkel gache dab....... Chatro: toke ami biye korbo naki korbe tor bap... Sir: it is 100% love.. . ..!!

Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre..

Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.boy:1Bar Cinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.Girl:what? Boy:Yeas..!



Jibbiggan class a sir&student kotha hosce.,....Sir:-konghal ki? stu:-kongkal hosche amon akjon loke je daiting suru korechilo but stop korte vule gache.sir:-what?

Girl:Ai bar thamo R koto korbe Free Peye. Boy:Paisy uz Sara rat korbo. Girl:Ami ekhon ghumabo. Boy:Aro 20 bar korbo. Girl:Free SMS Peleto korbei.



Doctor:Apnar to jomoj baccha hoiche.Mohila:Hobeito baccha pet e rekhe Chalenze2 Dabang2 Jannat2 Paglu2 dekhesi.Doctor vaggo valo khoka 420 dekhle ki hoto bolen. . . ?

Lema tumi bolecho ami koti poti hole tumi amake Biye Korbe. Aj ami koti poti.ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.Karon ami biye kore che Sema k.Or Baba koti poti.

Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno?

Friday, March 2, 2018

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F:Kera dokan a bosa bosa ghumassis kano.DOKANDAR:Ghumia ghumia dekta caise ame ghumalay manus kamon sujog nei.

Wife-Acha Ami Je 2mr Sathe Ato Jogra Kori 2mi Ki Rag Koro Na,Husband-Ha Rag To Hoy Ami Control Kore Fale,Wife Sata Ki Vabe?Ragle Ami Vatrome Poriskar Kori,Wife Ja Tate Ki Rag Kome Naki,Husband-2mr tut Brash Diye Poriskar Kori Je.
Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis.

Ami:Hi. Meye:No replay. Ami:Hello? Meye:No replay. Ami:line kete dibo kotha bolsona ken. Meye:No replay. Ami:Oi Meye Tomar Boyfriend amar Girlfriend ke sms kore ken. Meye:ke!!! Ami:No replay: Meye:Plz k apnar GF Ke SMS kore bolo?

F1:Aj Na Tor Biye Howar Kotha? F2:R Bolis Na Biye Ta Venge Gese. F1:Keno? F2:Mosa Mere. F1:Mosa Ta Kotay chilo? F2:Sosurer Gale.F1:hahaha.

Chand hasle mukto jhore, Surjo hasle sona jhore, Hridoy hasle khusi jhore, tumi hasle- lala pore...!! chiii... mukh mocho!! Abar porbe...

Man: Vai apnar dokaner nam ki? Dokandar: Ki dorkar! Man: Are vai bolen na nam ki? Dokandar: Are amar dokaner nam a holo ki dorkar stor..!!

Girl Sadu babar Kache Giye, Girl: AmaK Vobissot Dekha Sikiye Din. Sadu: 2mi Chok Bondo Kore Gal Amar kache Niye Aso. G: Na, S: Keno? G: Ami 2mar Kache Gele 2mi Amake Kiss korbe. S: Aito 2mi Vobissot Dekha Sikhe Gecho!!

BOLTU:Kera tui protidin kokhon ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Kokhon uthe janina kentu surjor alo janalai lagla utha pore.BOLTU:Tahola tuito kub sokal a ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Sokal a kena janina toba amar gorer janala ta proscim pasay.

Chele:Tomake kokhon call debo.Meye:Jokhon icche hoy.Chele:Sokale.Meye:ok tokhon ami ghumiye thaki.Chele:Dupore:Tokhon ami lunch kori.Chele:Bikale:Tokhon ami rest e thaki.Chele:Rate.Meye:Tokhon sobay basay thake.

MA:Jao toma k bar bar bolse sondes d bo na, tobu o kano brokto korso?SELA:Ma tume na bola sela 1bar na parela dakho 100bar.

Ma: sabdhane jas. Meye: amra 2mr santi priyo santo meye,!!! AMra chele dakhle muchki hasi dite jani. 2mr voy ney ma amrao evteasing korte jani...!!!

Ekta Onek Mota Lok Cycle Chalasse R Gan Gaiteche&quot;Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Sajon Se Akho Mey Peyar&quot; Ata Dekhe Ekta Chotto Boy Hasteche. Lokta Rege Giye Bollo Ki Hoyeche? Boy: Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Cycle Se Hati Mey Sowar..ha,ha,ha,ha..!!

Abdul-Bristir Modhe Gache Pani Dicilo,Boltu-Gacher Am Paka Ki Na Gache Uthe Niscinto Holo,Name Dil Diye Am Parte Laglo,Poltu-Hate Jacilo Hotat Payer Samne Goborer Moto Ki Jeno Daklo,Niscinto Hoyar Jonne Ta Angule Niye Chak Diye Bollo,Oho Baslam Aktur Jonne Govore Pa Daine.Sob Chaite Boro Bollod K Ho

Chele:Ma,ami biye korbo, amar jonno 20 bocorer patri kujo. Ma:20 bocorer na fele ki korbo? chele:10 bocorer 2ta hole e colbe.

Jekhane valolaga sekhana valobasa jekhana valobasa sekhana prem jekhana prem sekhana betha r jekhana betha sekhana moov.

1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu-Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn?Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho.

Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle 'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle 'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle 'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So Choice 2mar.

GIRL:Tume amai kotota valobaso?BOY:Tomar jonno jibon d ta pare.GIRL:Ama k 200 taka dao.BOY:Impossible baba bokba.

Ukil: apni ki biye korecen. asami: ha biye koreci. Ukil: kake biye korecen. asami: 1ti meye k. Ukil: rabish eta kono kotha holo kokhono dekheco kew cele biye kore. Asami: ha dekheci amr bon cele biye korecy.