Sure, here are 80 funny SMS messages to entertain your friends:
1. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" messages.
6. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
7. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
8. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
9. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
10. Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!
11. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
14. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
15. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
16. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
17. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
20. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
21. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
22. I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough.
23. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
24. I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" messages.
25. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
26. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
27. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
28. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
29. Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!
30. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
31. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
32. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
35. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
36. I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough.
37. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
38. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
39. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
40. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
41. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
42. Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!
43. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
44. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
45. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
48. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
49. I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough.
50. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
51. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
52. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
53. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
54. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
55. Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!
56. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
57. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
58. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
59. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
60. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
61. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
62. I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough.
63. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
64. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
65. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
66. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
67. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
68. Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!
69. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
70. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
71. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
72. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
73. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
74. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
75. I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough.
76. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
77. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
78. I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
79. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
80. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!