Friday, March 2, 2018

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Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam!

Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:- R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

Eid opulokkhe Meyeder jonne darun offer.Registation korte apnar Matro 221tk vat shoho charge.R deri na kore Romna parke Ese amar Du gale Du ta kiss kore apnar valobasa successfull kore nin.R kiss korar 21 din pore apnar Phone confermition SMS chole jabe.

Ak chele tar boro vai er shoshur bari helo Doi niye berate.Cheleke tar vai er shashuri sob kichu khete dilo kintu doi ditesena.Chele akta buddhy ber kore bollo asar somoy rastay boro akta shap dekhlam.Koto boro shap dekhcho bajan.Chele sujog peye bollo ekhan theke Doi er patil porjonto.Vai er shashu

2020 Sale Meye Ra Ai Dak Dak Ki Mal Jaitece,Oi Morga Tor Namber Koto?Namber Ta Aktu Dato?Chele Ci 2mader Ki Gore Bap Vi Nai?Rasta Gate Chale Dar Birokto Koro?Bap Vi To Sobar Ache,Kintu Tor Moto Aitme Naire darling haha

Medical teacher, manus oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batas oksijen dokanor chesta korbe r buke chap dibe.boltu:sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun.

Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?

ছেলে রাত করে বাড়ি ফিরেছে।বাবা : কোথায়ছিলি রে হারামজাদা ?ছেলে: আমি আমার ফ্রেন্ড এরবাসায় ছিলাম (!)বাবা তৎক্ষনাত কয়েকজনছেলে বন্ধুদেরকে ফোন দিলেন.৪ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো : ” জ্বী আঙ্কেল!সে তো আমার সাথে ছিল”৩ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো: ও কিছুক্ষনআগে চলে গিয়েছে”!২ নং ফ্রেন্ড বললো: ” চাচা, ও আমারসাথেই আছে (!!) এবং আম

ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na .

Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,Ami Purus Manus Na.

Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B-Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato?Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.

Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?

Pramik-Premikar Modhe Kotha Hoche,Pramik-Ami Mone Hoy 2make Biye Korte Parbo Na.Premika-Ato Din Por A Kotha Bolco Kn?Ki Hoyece Boloto Suni.Pramik-Na Tamon Kichu Na Amr Basa Theke Nised Ache.Premika-Ta 2mr Basay K K Ache.Pramik-Basi Na'Amr Ak Wife R 3 Sontan Ache.

MALIK:BA Abuler hater tee to bes valo hoiasa.ABUL:Ha babu biral a jode dud a muk na d to tahola r o sad kulto.

Dakheci Prothom Bar Murgir Moto Chahara 2mr,Koto Je Asa Cilo Amr 2my Niye Khulbo Khamar,Parbe Je 2mi Sada Dim,Sei Dim Bache Kinbo Ami Robi Sim.

Wife-Amr birth de Gift Koi,Husbend-Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho?Wife-WoW 2mi Ki Valo,Husbend-Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift.

1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.

Boy: I Love You, Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo! Boy: Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim *with Due Respect I beg to say that.... "I LOVE YOU" Girl: Ki?...!!

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Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor

Girl:-kal amr brithday! boy:-wow!ki chow ai b'day te?girl:-Ring.boy:- ok,ringdebo kintu receive korbe na.balance nai!!

Husband:Dekhoto sur jo uthlo kina? Wife:bahire khub ondokar.. Tai surjo dekha jacchena.. Husband:boka naki. Hariken ta jaliye dekho.

Baba tar cheleke 10 tk hate diye bole- Baba: ai nao 10 tk ami j buyar sathe suyechi a kothata 2mar ammu k bolbana.... Chele: Baba 2mi onek kiptha Ma jokhon amader daroyaner sathe ghumay tokhon amake 100 tk dey...!!

MA:Toma k na bar bar bolse sondes d bo na, tobu o kano berokto korso?Sela:Ma tume na bola sela 1bar na parela dakho 100bar.

Khokababu Remix : Buddho babu jay, lal juto pay.Momota di bare bare uki mere chay, Biman gelo chomke, Pronob gelo thomke, party gelo bomke, Ae o naki hoi?

Onek Meye "Mula" Diye Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Gajor" Diye O Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Sosha" Diye O Kore.Abar Sob Kico Ek Sathe Diye O Kore....KI Kore Jano...? "Aree Salad Toyri Kore R Ki"

1Boy R Girl kotha boltese.....Boy:-Apu Aper Pant chira!!Girl:-O Kichu Na.New Fashion!Tai Nijey chirlam.Boy:-Haramjadi 2ra chirle Fashion R amra Chirle NirjatoN,Eve-Tessing!!!

Murug: ami 2mak valobasi. Murgi: 2mi amak valobaso. Murug: yes.ami 2mar jonno sob korte pari. Murgi: tai naki tahole 1ta dim paro deki. "pc sms"

Shami & Stree jhogra howar pore adalote Shami tar Stree ke chere dise.Okil tar Soto Chele ke bollo BaBu tumi thakba kar sathe.Chele ami thakbo jar vagge Computer Pore tar Sathe.

Meye: Vai Ai Jamatar Dam koto? Dokandar: (Chalaki kore) 5 Ta Kiss. Meye: Oi Jamatar Dam Koto? Dokandar: 10 Ta Kiss. Meye: 2 Tai Paket kore Den. Bil Amader Kajer Bua Diye Jabe...!!

Sangbadik:Accha apnara moyla panite dim paren keno.Mosha:Valo panite dim parle Manush shiddho kore kheye felbe tai.Sangbadik:Purush Mosha rokto khayna keno.Mosha:Tara stryr boka khay tai.Sangbadik:Camera falaiya behush.

Abdul Adalote Asamir Katgoray,Uqel-Apni Ak Kumari Meye Ke Joriye Dhoracen Ken?Abdul-Joj Saheb-Amr Khub Thanda Lagtecilo Thik Tokhoni Deklam Meye Tir T-Sate Lekha Cilo I AM Hot Tai Ami Aktu Gorom Neyar Jonne O Ke Joriye Doreci.Bollen Amr Ki Dos.

Studen:Sir bekub kake bole. Sir:jara na je na bujhe baje kotha bole. Student:sir tahole ki apni bekub amar ammu apnake bole tor sir aje baje kotha bole somoy late kore. Sir:what. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boy: APU Apnar Nam Ki?.. Girl: Beyadob... Boy: Eto Sundor Nam K Rakhece?.. Girl: Soytan... Boy:Bah! Valo2 Ajkal Meyeder Nam O Shoytan Rakhe.?..!!

Porikhar Rate Student Poisha diye Tose kortese.Jodi Shapla ase tahole ghumiye jamu.Jodi Manush ase tahole TV dekhmu.Jodi khara hoye thake Games khelmu.R Jodi Poisa akase Ure jai Sara Rat Pormu.

Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai!

Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

Girl:sir rony amake kiss kore se apni bisar koren sir: jonaki rony to tomar theke soto o ki vabe kiss korlo girl: ami ki nisu hote pari na.

Thursday, March 1, 2018

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Fun SMS
- Teacher:Biggan Mane ki? Boltu:Boro bonduk.Teacher:What...? Boltu:Big-Mane boro R Gun-Mane bonduk.Teacher:Bolture keo Mairalaaa.

- Jokhon bristi hoy, Tomar kotha mone pore. Jokhon sei bristi te ami bhije jai, Tokhon o tomakei sudhu mone pore. Ebaar boloto amar chhata ta kobe ferot debe?!!

- Boltu:Sir apni protidin oi cheletake Nimai bole daken keno.Sir:Cheleta protidin amake Nim pata Ene dey tai take Nimai daki.Boltu:Sir ami apnake protidin Jam pata Ene dibo amake Jamai bole dakben.

- Bf:Jan tomake niye chorom 1ta sopno dekhlam.Gf:ki? Bf:dekhlam ami R tumi bus e dhaka jacchi hotath bus olte panite pore gelo R tumi satar kete khujtesile kake jano.Gf:Tomake.Bf:Area na Helper ke R boltesile Bodmaise tor kache aro 2tk ami pabo.

- My Wallet Is Like An Onion; Whenever I Open It. It Makes Me Cry

- I said I’m d sweetest in d world.. God laughed & said- Wait u haven’t met d person reading this..

- Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat...

- Ordar!Ordar!Ordar!2mi amr Bondhu howar Oporade Bangladesh dondobidi 302 dhara motabek 2may amr moner karagare jabod Jibon karadondo dewa hlo.

- Son: Ammu amader toilet ta onek valo. Dorja on korle light jole Dorja off korle light off hoy. Ma: ore haramjada! 2i ajo frizze a posrab korsis !